My friend asked me if I saw the Stickman mma fight

But I couldn’t afford to pay for the paper view

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👤︎ u/darraghq16
📅︎ May 19 2020
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I dadjoked my girlfriend at an MMA fight.

A ripped female fighter was walking out and my girlfriend said "I wish I had definition like that." So I told her "when we get back I'll get you a dictionary."

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👤︎ u/baboon126
📅︎ Jul 28 2014
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