A list of puns related to "Lytton Strachey"
This was originally posted in r/literature, and redirected here upon suggestion.
Recently read and greatly enjoyed "Eminent Victorians": it left me with an appetite for other works of a similar, deliciously ironic bent. I've read Austen and Gibbon (to the latter of whom Strachey seems rather indebted), and am wondering whether there are any other non-/fictional works, of any period, which folks here have found to be as enjoyably sardonic in tone as Strachey's biography and can recommend to satisfy this craving?
There is a story about the Bloomsbury Group writer Lytton Strachey who was a 'confirmed bachelor', as they used to put it. He was also a conscientious objector and a pacifist. He appeared before the conscientious objection board. It was their job to quiz him on whether he actually was a true pacifist or just a coward trying to get out of serving.
They said: βMr Strachey, are you married?β
βNo, I am not.β
βWell then, do you have a sister?β
βYes, I do have sisterβ, said Strachey.
βWell Mr Strachey, suppose a German soldier came and tried to r*pe her. What would you do?β
βIn that caseβ, Strachey replied, βI would endeavour to place myself between them.β
Although I've seen the odd mention of the Bill Homewood version of Count of Monte Cristo and the Juliet Stevenson version of Middlemarch on here, I'd be interested in hearing which other of the classics on Naxos Audiobooks come especially recommended.
Also, while I don't know if these prices are similar in other countries, there are many Whispersync deals on Audible Australia. I haven't seen a list of them, so I made one here:
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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