Lyric (song) Puns

A list of puns related to "Lyric (song)"

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A Hummingbird.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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👤︎ u/ThoseAreHotdogs
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I don’t always have the urge to post song lyrics as my FB status...

But when I do, I refrain!

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👤︎ u/AreYouChi
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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They’re punning lyrics to a song from a movie.
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👤︎ u/ATMiceli
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.

Well I guess this is growing up.

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👤︎ u/MrIncorporeal
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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The Curly Shuffle song lyrics
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👤︎ u/tfraymond
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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I hate it when people unnecessarily post lyrics to songs.

But I will survive.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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So I was reading through U2 lyrics trying to remember a song of theirs that I really like.

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.

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👤︎ u/awhiffofaether
📅︎ May 08 2018
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The song lyric comes on the radio, "I will lift you up," while in the car with my teenager.

I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.

The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

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👤︎ u/Nettius2
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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If you ever find yourself thinking about posting song lyrics on social media, just ask yourself

Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it n' reverse it.

(Friend posted this on Facebook)

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👤︎ u/SgtKraken
📅︎ Jun 22 2014
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I've only read the lyrics and can't wait to hear that new fishin' song

I'm all about the bass the bass the bass No treble (hook)

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👤︎ u/radarplane
📅︎ Oct 19 2014
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A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

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👤︎ u/Jack_Forrest
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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Driving behind a hearse, my wife asked “How fast do you think a hearse can go?”

Me: I don’t think very fast at all

Wife: Why not?!

Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...

Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!

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👤︎ u/HeroWeDeserve87
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Plant/Music Puns

I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:

You can grow your own way

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Don't grow so close to me

Any help?

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👤︎ u/fornicaked
📅︎ May 24 2020
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I wrote a song about ducks.

The lyrics are dumb but it has a nice mallardy.

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👤︎ u/TominNJ
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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You can ask Rick Astley for his collection of Pixars movies all you want

He's never gonna give you Up

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👤︎ u/iAmZel
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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I'm not circumcised as I cum from the hood
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👤︎ u/elephantbeepbeeps
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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There must be some kind of way out of here
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👤︎ u/dufosho
📅︎ May 19 2018
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My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis

I said maybe.

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👤︎ u/Tylarias
📅︎ May 13 2016
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Joni Mitchell subtly making meta dad jokes

The last song on Joni Mitchell's 1969 album "Clouds", is "Both Sides Now". If you listen to that album on vinyl, by the time she sings the lyrics "I've looked at clouds from both sides now", you too, will have looked at "Clouds" from both sides now.

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👤︎ u/Colorblindbass
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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What if...

What if we're all wrong about the lyrics to The Byrd's song, and it's really Tern, Tern, Tern?

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👤︎ u/EngineersAnon
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?

'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.

Explanation: Till Lindemann is the vocalist of the band, they usually have lyrics in their songs so they will have to be finished to be included in the album.

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👤︎ u/Toofgib
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Random terrible puns I came up with using (some of) the 50 States
  • Alaska girl out when the times right
  • Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
  • I’ll California
  • He’s gonna Florida car!
  • Iowa lot of money right now
  • He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
  • He’s the Maine character of the book
  • Mind Washington dishes tonight?
  • Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?
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👤︎ u/GodofWar1234
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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I hope the place where Phil Collins records his vocals is referred to as the "Stu-Stustudio"
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👤︎ u/sternloyalty
📅︎ Feb 28 2016
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How Unsuccessful Flirt Looks Like
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👤︎ u/machine_pun
📅︎ Jul 16 2014
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Help with a David Bowie pun?

I would like to combine a Bowie song lyric/title and a business involving cakes and flowers but I am really bad at puns. If I could get some help that would be awesome. I mostly would like the pun to revolve around cake, but if it could include that and flowers that would be amazing.

Also awesome: David Bowie song titles/lyrics that are already applicable (i.e. "Sweet Thing")

I'm super awful at puns so any and all attempts are much appreciated!

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👤︎ u/red_death_at_614
📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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Thank you, autocorrect!

GF's text autocorrected to: "I'm so glad we're dining this together, I would be a mess without you."

Me: "Are those lyrics from the hit song 'Love letter to a napkin'?".

I could feel her eye roll and groan from 5 hours away.

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👤︎ u/abunchofatoms
📅︎ Jan 31 2015
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What bird never knows the lyrics to a song?

A hummingbird!

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👤︎ u/x_graveyard152
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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What kind of bird never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird!

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👤︎ u/randomion
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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