A list of puns related to "Lymphangiogenesis"
some things to think about. every time your gut is inflamed, your lymphatic system kicks in. Guess what...it's the superhighway for cytokines and leukocytes. It helps transport bad stuff away. Except, with Crohn's something funny happens in that little exchange. There is a feedback loop between the gut and the lymphatic system. Gut gets inflamed, lymphatic system kicks in. Some suspect the lymphatic-gut feedback loop is to blame for the chronic aspect of crohn's. Hence Tnf and Humira's excellent work done. Tnf is in the lymphatic system. so is VEGFC. Evidence shows dependent stimulation of lymphatic function (through direct lymphatic modulation like suppressing tnf, e.g. Humira) ameliorates experimental inflammatory bowel disease.
Ask your doctor about lymphatic modulation, along with Humira for the Tnf. Also ask why MAPs bacteria is so prevalent and, much like Johne's disease, is found in the gut lumen of crohn's sufferers. Is it tuberculosis of the butt? No but it fucking might as well be, my point being we know a lot about the Johne's disease, it is wide spread in the cattle and dairy industry and cannot be pasteurized out, of their milk or ground beef. Why is Johne's so similar to crohn's in humans?
I have fistulizing perianal crohn's and right now am currently suffering with a ischiorectal perianal abscess just fucking chilling on my sciatica, except it doesn't show up on a ct scan so I have to wait until it "produces itself". I cannot sit up for two weeks. Every six months I get abscesses drained from my rectum. Right now, I can stand and lay, only. I recently bought a trampoline b/c NASA says G-force will help flush my lymph nodes, i.e. my lymphatic system. Rebounding is jumping on a trampoline. NASA says the G-force helps clear the lymph nodes aka lymphatic system. I have yet been able to jump due to pain, but will start once pain subsides.I also take epsom salt baths daily. I have taken to try and not succumbing to pain pills, but I can only last so long and the steroids make me nuts, clearly.
If I have to solve this shit myself, I will. Ask your doc to consider the possibility of a direct feedback loop existing between the gut and the lymph vessels. Ask them why they keep ignoring this aspect when Tnf fighting Humira is so lauded? Push for more interest in lymphatic modulation and towards a deeper understanding of how our body functions as not just single parts, but mechanisms of a whole system. Western docs are short-sighted by this simbio
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
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