Love Zombies Puns

A list of puns related to "Love Zombies"

I love my zombie stockbroker.

His wallstreet bets are dead on. His brokerage really eats up the competition

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👤︎ u/StatusFancy
📅︎ Oct 23 2021
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I just found out the guy who stole my journal has died...

Now my thoughts are with his family.

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👤︎ u/iShitSkittles
📅︎ Aug 31 2022
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What do you call a zombie that loves sports?

A die hard fan

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ May 06 2019
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After a long, hard day’s worth of work I love to wind down by watching low-effort zombie movies and tv shows.

They’re all pretty brainless.

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👤︎ u/uzersk
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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