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Does healer need to soak in beams? Or is it everyone else while healer heals and mitigates? Feels like we always struggle here
I have heard his voice before and it is annoying the hell out of me.
Thanks!
"The enema overflows."
So im at war with sturgia, this has been going on for months now, going back and forth, finally after many fights and thousands of deaths, I get the upper hand in the war after months of battling, i've managed to gather around +25 vassals of sturgia to my dungeons.
My kingdoms total strenght at the time was around 3-4k theirs was 4-6k, they had a few prisoners of my kingdom as well, around 5-7 vassals, mostly mercenaries.
Now I get a message that some (around 5)of sturgias nobles have escaped from my prison,IN A SINGLE DAY, few strong ones, Olek and another guys name i dont remember,
uh ok,-sure, i can manage that. Now maybe within a week the number has gone down to 18 prisoners.. And during this time i've been actively fighting sturgia getting even more prisoners, but the rate of the lords escaping was faster than me being able to capture them.
So it seems like its practically impossible to keep them in my jail for long periods of time, atleast 1-3 escaping every week, and when they do escape, they will have an army of +100 men within a week, ready to do it all over again.
The problem that comes next is that if i start executing every single one of them, everyone will hate me, and it will make the game just unplayable at -100 relations to every damn clan and lord in the game, so that's kind of out of the question (i already executed their leader ragavand)
So im at a point where executing the lords is pretty out of the question, and im at a endless loop of fighting sturgians lords, capturing them, them escaping after some time, them raising another army, then doing it again. endless loop.
So what do I do? Do i start executing every single one of them? I need some help here.
Give me your thoughts
It's not dead, boys! These AMAs will keep coming for as long as I have ideas. Speaking of which, I'm running out of ideas, so if anyone has any suggestions, feel free to include it with your question.
H: Summoned again, hm? My Lord does often enjoy giving that power to people who he knows will abuse it ad nauseum. What is it, then? Hmmm? You wish to ask me questions about Lord Sheogorath, and the Shivering Isles? Oh, I suppose I can make time for it. Go on, then, ask aw-... and who is this?
D: Your foil and superior counterpart, of course; Dyus of Mytheria. I had been under the impression that I had been summoned to answer questions about my Lord Jyggalag, his Realm, and his Library - and then I appeared here to find you, and the characteristic stench of Madness. An unpleasant surprise. Unfortunate, then, that neither of us will be leaving here until these mortals are done with us.
Both groan.
We always hear about Wilt's records being discredited because he was the biggest, strongest, and fastest player in the league but I wanted to look into the average height of a Center back in Wilt's day and compare it to the modern NBA big man.
To get these results, I totaled the amount of minutes played by all centers from 1960-1973; then I divided each players total minutes by the sum of all minutes played by centers. Then, I multiplied that number by their total height in inches, and then added all those together to get the weighted average height of an NBA Center from 1960-1973. I did the same for 2006-2019 to compare if the size gap was as big as some people describe, and was quite surprised when it turned out to be only a difference of an inch and a half.
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Hotpie, First of His Name, King of the Andals and First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm suddenly has realized his true calling and rightful place as the King of all of Westeros and thus begins his mission to solo all of his opponents since no one else will help him. Luckily, Hotpie has some special help from other universes. All other characters have standard equipment.
Round 1: Hotpie vs. the Kingsguard. Hotpie has the one ring, sting, and the sword fighting ability of movie Aragorn
Round 2: Hotpie riding Smaug vs. Daenarys and all her dragons
Round 3: Hotpie vs. the Mountain and Hound. Hotpie has an AK-47 and starts 100m away.
Round 4: Hotpie vs. the entire unsullied army. Hotpie has the infinity gauntlet with all stones.
Round 5: Hotpie vs. Jaime Lannister, Jon Snow, Barristan Selmy, Arthur Dayne, Tormund, Brianne of Tarth, Bronn, Ramsey, and Stannis Baratheon. Hotpie has Darth Maul's lightsaber, force abilities, athleticism, and all legends/movie feats.
Round 6: Hotpie vs entire Dothraki army. Hotpie duel-wields Mjolnir and Stormbreaker and has all of MCU Thor's feats
Round 7: Hotpie vs. the Night King. Hotpie has the power and feats of the Lich King
Round 8: Hotpie vs. Samwell Tarly in a pie eating contest.
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