Logarithmic Puns

A list of puns related to "Logarithmic"

One of my friends doesn't understand logarithms no matter how I try to explain it to them...

They're having an exponential crisis.

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👤︎ u/Xealloch
📅︎ May 03 2017
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The other day in math we were reviewing on how to clear logarithms

When my instructor said "I usually like to teach my students how to drop logs... but that gets kind of messy."

class chuckles

He then continues "Oh I'm sorry, that was a crappy joke."

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👤︎ u/purpleoceangirl
📅︎ Sep 03 2014
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When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.

It's called Parking Son's disease.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

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👤︎ u/unlucky_genius
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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With daily practice, the lumberjack’s musical ability improved

logarithmically

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do a mathematician and someone who transcribes music have in common?

Logarithms.

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👤︎ u/jaun_snough
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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What is a beaver's favorite kind of maths?

Logarithms. Sorry, I had to.

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👤︎ u/electrocuter666
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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What's a lumberjack's favorite beat to dance to?

A Logarithm

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👤︎ u/poor_ultros
📅︎ Feb 27 2018
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Happy pi day

I'm not celebrating pi day this year... I've only just recovered from e day on February 72nd.

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👤︎ u/beeteedee
📅︎ Mar 14 2014
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