G-U-Knit?
A Predditor.
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
“I don’t care what his job is. If he wants a drink, let’s get him a drink.”
The Quaranteens
It's a pro-teen bar.
José
A flat minor
Cardi O
At some point, we'll have to draw the line
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
B: 'cause this is nacho cheese
Cardi-O
Then Soviet
I told her it's complex.
It’s like he lives on the other side of the tracks.
Her name is Cardi O
Alabama. It has four A’s and one B.
Because there was gold in them/their hills!
A Peabody.
What's R Kelly's favorite key to sing in?
A. minor.
I guess she's a certified freak.
Deputy: "They were impersonating an office, sir."
Boy-ant-C!
He was practically inseparable from his pickaxe
Up up down down left right left right B. A. Baracus.
I don't know Y
I gave it a B-.
May-B ....
Turns out she cagey B
I guess you could say she's a little... psycho
Plastic explosives.
Then soviet.
