In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
My daughter got me a “Canada “ sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?
“It’s aspirational “ she said.
Ooooof...
I have recently been made homeless and have to live in my car...
...Now every room is the living vroom
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
What vegetable lives in your heart?
What do you call a guy who lives in a hole ?
What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?
Do you know the top 15 states to live in?
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
I’ve always wanted to live in a lighthouse...
I’ve been on and off the idea for years.
What animals love to live in a sewer?
What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?
A rabitat.
My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.
The best drummers are short guys who live in the city
I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China
He says he can't complain
Did you know Koalas live in groups?
So if you mess with one, they koala them to help...
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.
In honor of the occasion. What do you call witches who live together?
How many people live in South America?
What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....
But we celebrate Son day every week!
I live in the old city of Pompeii
I suppose you could say my life is in ruins
Where do all the comedians in Japan live?
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?
Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
My daughter tells me that she wants to live in a nice house with her friends when they all have stable jobs.
I said, “Well sweetie, that’s nice, but I just can’t see you and your friends shoveling manure for a living.”
To which she replied, “Oh no? I thought you said that I could be president if I wanted to!”
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
What kind of ghost lives in your nose?
In England, if you pay money to live in a toilet, you can tell people you're a loo tenant
Where do the best looking vampires in the world live?
If you live in America, then you're an American except when you're in the bathroom
Oh, to live in the UK.
Gaining 25 pounds is a good thing there.
Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?
Because they're not tenants
What is brown, wrinkled, and lives in a tower?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
I live near an atomic shelter and in my encounters with it, it never lied and always kept its word
Now that's what I call structural integrity
It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.
I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.
People believe we live in a computer simulation.
If so, our lives must be scripted.
My best friend lives in Prague and is a real chess enthusiast.
I call him my Czech mate.
I can't seem to grow oats or barley, or spelt in the mountains where I live. I guess it's true what they say...
Everyone who lives in Oregon must be really lucky.
Everything there is Organic.
What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?
During the pandemic, I plan to build a new underground shelter to live in.
In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
In my twenties, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
When I was in college, I used to live in a houseboat and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
How many people live in Rio?
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