I still donβt get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
Talk about a sad state of affairs
On a pH scale because sheβs basic as hell.
They can't see the red flags.
But then again, core elation is not causation.
Now heβs high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
They charged me with attempted murder.
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The doctor replies: "Wow nurse! That's very Organ-ized!"
She's still not talking to me
Prov-alone.
Edit: I am grateful for your award. I say that without a shred of sarcasm.
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Itβs true! Columbus discovered America sailing west from Spain!
So far Iβve got:
Sandwich co (you canβt beat our meat) IT company (if youβve got a Trojan we can help) Laundry service (dont press your luck) Organic shop (all we do is pot, and pull hoes) or (getting down and dirty with your hoes) Pet groomers (send your dog to pound town) Transport and travel [by plane] (weβll get you high) Financial planner (saving lives, with your life savings) Bakery (fresh perky muffins in the front, soft buns in the back) Coffee shop (Mugging you at every corner)
Still looking for raunchy puns and double entendres for:
A Podcast/ music studio A Personal chef A Tour and travel agency A Health care company A Record studio A Game developer A Copyrighting co A Tailor A Garage/bike repair company A Clothing/hat maker A Personal trainer A Truck sharing (moving co) An Architecture bureau or real estate co An Illustrator A Pest control company A Wedding planner A Fishing and charter tour company A Liquor store
Help me out.
...that I won"
Make whey, make whey
The only way I could defend myself was to go for the juggler.
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
Later that night, two cannibals were eating clown by the campfire. One turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
When I asked how he managed to keep count,
He replied, "I keep a log"
..and they did some unspeakable things to me.
A happy Uncle.....
It was a no fly zone.
Actually different
If it sinks = girlant If it floats = buoyant
I guess that's inflation for you.
A gi-ant!
I am so proud right now!
..for spilling the beans.
I think itβs time to move in a new direction.
Poison IV, though, just made the victim extremely itchy.
Then I realized it was because they were bulletproof
With a sighsmograph
Edit: Wow, you guys, Thank-you the the awards and upvotes. If only my family appreciated this joke as much as you do!
Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster
I donβt know what I expected though, having never taught Sheikhβs peer before.
His exact words were "I can clearly see your nuts"
Bartender: 'So that's 4 pints of Stella?'
Sadly, no pun in ten did
Someone garnished my wages.
It was pretty fowl way to go
Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too
He's not such a drag anymore.
I still donβt know why she wants me to urinate on a skeleton.
I still donβt get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
