"For excessive drinking" the officer replies So the prisoner replies "Great, when do we start?"
“that’s a little condescending.“
Peanut butter you sickos!
They became the Alpha Centurions.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
Now I can't even read the thing!
DUUUNNGGG 🔔
Beethoven’s last movement
He wasn't happy.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
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Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.
I know what you're thinking 'thats a little unorthodox'.
It's a Dyson sphere.
aren't happy.
I’m 6ft 2” how big are the others?
That’s because today is a good day to dye!
The Man-DeLorean
I’m planning him a Boba Fête.
A ToYoda
That was the punchline
One of them isn't Happy.
Now what’s left is Yellow Pages
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
They are 2D too.
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
He took one look at it, shook his head and said...
“Yoda, best”
Happy Father’s Day!
He went “Baaa” I went “Moooo” He said ok you start.
He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
Curiosity killed the cat :(
It was the list I could do
