List of apple dishes Puns

Ich dachte Toast hawaii wäre dabei, wurde immerhin von einem deutschen erfunden (WIMRE). Ich kenne eigentlich auch nur das und Karlsbader Schnitte. Welche Gerichte mit Brot kennt ihr so?

I was gifted a big bag of fresh red apples. I am not interested in apple sauce or pies or whatever, but I want to use a ton of these things in one go. Can anyone recommend a savory dish I can use a lot of apples with? Maybe a meat dish? I have access to great quality beef and lamb here, poultry is expensive, and I can't get pork at all. Open to all kinds of suggestions though!

S1: Andrew’s “Absolute” Penne.

S2: Polly’s undone focaccia bread (Gordon would rather eat poodle shit).

S3: Vinnie’s chorizo crusted pink snapper that was too hot. He even argued with Gordon.

S4: Matt’s exotic tartare.

S5: Seth’s ratatouille lamb with honey, where he laughed and was threatened with elimination.

S6: Melinda’s poached lobster tail without the lobster tail.

S7: Nilka’s hot wings in which she used half a bottle of Tabasco.

S8: Antonia’s Mardi Gras Gumbo, where Gordon threw up.

S9: Jonathan’s punch-drunk chicken in which he used canned pineapple and gave an excuse where he didn’t have enough time to cut a pineapple.

S10: Tavon’s shrimp, scallops, and crab over Fettuccine Alfredo with Whiskey-infused sauce, which was a hideous mess (IMO looked worst than Raj’s seafood and vegetable pancake).

S11: Susan's lamb and couscous in which she served it raw.

S12: Mike’s store-brought tortellini and canned sauce. He even talked shit behind Gordon’s back and was threatened with elimination.

Basically, what the main quesion says.

I have typed the all foods that I know how to cook, along with the list of ingredients.

I want to make my shopping efficient.

So if for the next week, I want to make dish 1, dish 4, dish 5, and dish 11, I want to be able to select the dish names, and I get a list of ingredients that I need to make these dishes.

Then I can check my pantry and see what I need to buy.

Here's a list of Pros and Cons of Apple Music compared to Spotify.
I'm on Android and Windows, on latest app versions.

Pros

• Can download songs individually.
• Has a dedicated page to manage downloaded music.
• Better library management (though this is really subjective)
• Smart Playlists
  Allows you to create dynamic playlist that can contain multiple conditions, i.e. a playlist that only shows music for a specific artist in your library. If you add more songs to your library that meets that condition, they playlist gets updated automatically.
  Can be created on the desktop and iTunes.
• Shortcuts to do various things, i.e play a specific playlist at a certain time.
• I could be capping, but the algorithm used to recommend music learns "faster".
• Support for Lossless.
• Supports Dolby Atmos.
• Supports both Dark and Light themes.
• Lyrics UI looks and functions better.
• Overall UI looks and feels nicer.
• Some albums have some background information about the record.
  This is formatted really bad though. It just looks like a wall of text.
  Manic by Halsey for example.
• Has Music Videos.
• Has City Charts, playlists that have the top 25 track in certain cities.
• Depending on how you feel about it, it doesn't have podcasts.
  Podcasts are aggressively pushed on Spotify. The listening experience is fine, but Spotify lacks a lot of features for podcasts.
• Doesn't have the A/B testing of Spotify.
  Spotify has this thing where they randomly give access to new/beta features to random users. This can cause the experience for users differ considerably.
• Animated playlists and album art.
• Radio stations.
• Dedicated page for Record Labels
• Artist interviews.
• Pays artists more.

Cons

• No universal connect feature.
  Connect is a feature where you can listen on one device and seamlessly switch to listening on another device. It also allows you to use your devices as remotes.
• Cannot search in playlists.
• Cannot sort in playlists.
• Music take so long to start streaming at times.
  I'm not sure what causes this, it sometimes starts instantly then other time songs don't load. Compared to Spotify, this is horrific. Spotify starts streaming instantly and even caches upcoming songs in advance.
• Can't download entire library at once.
  *This option is available on the iOS app, but not Android. Allegedly only works for newly add

My kids are 5 and 8 and currently cannot tolerate spicy food at all. I love Indian food and they really want to try it, so I’m looking for a list of dishes (probably not potato or Dahl based) that are crazy mild. I will slowly build up their tolerance ;)

Also I live in Korea so any recipes that are easy to source ingredients wise would be welcome!

I’m looking at the newest Apple Watch but I work 5+ days a week bartending and I washes a ton of glasses each day.

I wash them in detergent, then a rinse, then a restaurant grade sanitizer/water solution. My hands don’t usually dunk far past the wrist, but there’s a very high chance the watch would get submerged dozens of times a day. It would never get scrubbed or anything in the process. Just dunked.

Would this break it pretty quickly? I’m not sure how far “water resistant” goes. I wouldn’t want one unless I can wear it while I work. Thanks in advance!

Rapstar is ranked at 14 and Martin and Gina is ranked at 46.

Also 3 headed goat with baby and durk made it onto top 100.

Complete List

This list is based on streams.

Edit: Added info about list

Because if so, I want to nominate Bearcats crispy potatoes.