He is a character with zero redeemable qualities. He is equal parts a hypocrite, a mooch, thereby unnecessarily cheap, pretentious, a piss poor excuse for a father, and in turn someone who is seemingly physically incapable of taking responsibility for himself.

Alan Harper begins the show having gotten kicked out of his wife's house. Now, his wife isn't a model human being; in fact, I would suggest that they were almost perfect for each other, because she is absolutely awful as well. Anyways, Alan movies into his brother Charlie's house after an extended period of not even being in contact with him, and despite his brother's objections. Right off the bat, he assumed he was going to stay there, and weaseled his way in.

This was the beginning of Alan leeching off of his brother for the better part of a decade. Charlie pays for everything. Everything. They go out to dinner, Charlie pays. They order in, Charlie pays. They go to a movie, Charlie pays. The mortgage for Charlie's Malibu beach house? Paid for entirely by Charlie. Now, one might expect because it's his house that he pays the mortgage, but Alan offers him no remuneration, none at all.

Maybe Alan is broke!

Nope. In the beginning of the series, Alan is a (at least somewhat) successful chiropractor with his own clinic. Despite this, he offers his brother absolutely nothing in the way of repayment for his brother allowing him to stay in his home. Soon thereafter, Alan's wife ends up getting essentially everything in the divorce, so perhaps a period of time during which Alan gets back on his feet would have been acceptable, but there was never any intention from the get-go, and even when the exorbitant alimony payments cease, he offers nothing.

It is eventually discovered that Alan keeps a cache of money hidden. He willfully lets his brother pay for everything while he squirrels away money, with no intention of ever making good on the generosity of his brother.

Alan also constantly complains about things that someone in his position has no grounds to complain about. He throws a fit when Berta, Charlie's housekeeper, doesn't buy the specialty milk Alan wants, instead buying what her employer likes. He acts as if he is entitled to the specialty beverage, but the sense of entitlement is entirely baseless.

But if you were to let Alan tell it, his brother isn't generous at all.

Alan constantly berates his brother for his bachelor lifestyle. He chastises Charlie for his womanizing, his drinking, his

Happy Memorial Day.

Bernie understands that endless war is not the answer. Bernie understands that if you can’t accomplish the mission in two decades time, the mission is obviously fucked.

Bring our men and women home. That is the commitment we need to make this Memorial Day.

List I'm working on has two SG squads and a DC, in turn 1 going first it's great. Going second though... if I start anything on the board they're getting shot off or at least brought down to low model count before doing much. If I start all the elites in deepstrike theres two rounds of being shot at, including enemy deepstrikers with not a lot of board strength to weather it with (e.g. scouts are easy kills, characters have to hide from snipers so don't do much).

Just looking for some advice on how to play the first two turns of the enemy shooting at me.

It’s funny as hell, holds up well, is not afraid to offend, and even has some heart. Too bad it could not be made today in this can’t offend anyone environment.

I was watching the Charlie Sheen era recently and it made me sad that it didn't end with that level of consistency.

Three of the main characters (Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Ryan Stiles) in hot shots went on to play big roles in two and a half men. Was that just a coincidence or is there more to it?

Started watching anime the summer or 2017, and have been on the grind since. I’ve seen several people share their lists on here to get feedback, and until now I havent asked myself. If anyone’s interested mind giving me some feedback? I’m into a lot of older stuff, and am pretty keen on always keeping my list up to date.

Thank you.

https://myanimelist.net/profile/Dr-cereal

Edit: forgot to link my list..

I’ve recently started to watch two and a half men on amazon prime video.

Today it said “in app purchases aren’t allowed on this device, but prime video purchases or rentals can be watched here”. Firstly I haven’t bought anything other than amazon prime, I haven’t bought or rented any Tv shows. It also allows me to carry on watching things such as tread stone with no problem at all.

I am a student member but under “your benefits” on amazon it says I have access to prime video and I have been able to watch other shows. So is it something to do with amazon and two and a half men specifically?

Please help

Just watching Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 18, scene : Alan tries to start Kandi's 1981 Plymouth Duster with Kandi and after a conversation with Charlie which proved useless, he shouts to Kandi:

Kandi : Alan should I try again?

Alan : No. I'm gonna call AAA.

Kandi : Good. No sense drinking over this.

Literally I was rolling out of laughter

Hello,

we noticed that between the three of us, we had a ton of alts which we weren't playing with anymore, so we decided to make their names available for someone who would love to actually play with them. Some of those characters existed since the server launched and some were mid-level by this point. We hope their sacrifice would make someone's day a little bit better.

Here's the full list:

• Aramir
• Arcanite
• Chrome
• Ellipsis
• Eon
• Epoch
• Faithful
• Flower
• Hollowknight
• Hopelight
• Joy
• Nefarious
• Oathkeeper
• Peach
• Primeval
• Prospect
• Serendipity
• Soulfaith
• Soulknight
• Spire
• Wisdom

Thank you, and have fun in game!