How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
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Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?
I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines
she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !
Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?
My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market - she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.
I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.
I'm going to crush and preserve some strawberries with the Red Hot Chili Peppers later on today...
We're having a jam session.
Red hot chili peppers
In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.
Dad: Who sings this?
Me: Red hot chili peppers
Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.
Me: God dammit Dad.
Mick Jagger killed two members of a rival band...
Killed two Byrds with one Stone
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
How can you tell that the band “The Police” don’t like hot donuts?
They said you don’t have to put on the red light
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.
I'm still working out the Kinks.
I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
My doctor told me to drink two bottles of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath
What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
What group of people pepper-sprays everyone?
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