Where was Moses when the lights went out?

In the dark.

My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I can't believe the lights in the public bathroom went out

now i can't see Jack shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesterdaddy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Lights out lying in bed. My wife just made this up: Which jokes are historians allergic to?

AntiHistoryMemes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My bedroom light just went out.

I have no idea where it's going.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...

Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do Christmas lights do when they’re stressed out?

They hang themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pete_da_yete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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This light in the bathroom at my office has been out for a year. Today it was finally replaced. One might say it was the β€œhighlight” of my day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojoson24
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I had a hard time figuring out how to turn on the lights in my new apartment.

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kawaii_PotatoUwU
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Say β€œRise up lights” out loud.

Congratulations, you can now say razor blades in Australian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G-Note
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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The lights in my house just went out so I have to call an electrician.

I’m unable to deal with the current situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haas19
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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My lights went out

I guess they really like each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skewvi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I’m trying to smoke and ask Erik for a light: β€œWhen you take a cigarette out of your pack, it becomes a cigarette lighter.”

happy sunday pun-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onecupcoconut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Lights went out for a bit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pzquack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I was at a bar, about to ask a girl out, when suddenly the lights went out.

So I took a shot in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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There was a train officer with an insulin pump handing out tickets at the speed of light.

He was a type 2 superconductor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_cheggman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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While pulling into a parking lot my wife noticed a car with a reverse light out.

Our friend in the back seat was a dad for a short while. All I heard her say was "I guess only half of the car is backing up."

I'm so proud of her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rudelyinterrupts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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It turns out that saving money on low wattage light bulbs was not the brightest idea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitten-whiskers
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2015
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Why did two light bulbs go out?

They liked each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prksjnthn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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If light rain stops will it get dark out?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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So, I'm waiting in the check out line carrying a 30 pack of Coors Light.

When the lady in front of me looks at me and says.

Lady: That beer look real heavy.

Me: Well ma'am, it says right here on the box that it's light beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muzzy_logan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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I got out of bed and my girlfriend asked "Will you turn the lights off while you're up?"

I said "No, but I can turn the lights off while Asia."

Girlfriend cringed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seeteebee3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2015
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There is a light and it never goes out... imgur.com/StVmEWC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditRumbum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2014
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A new version of the book about the invention of the light bulb is out now.

I believe it is the Thomas Alva Edition.

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My brother pointed out that my check engine light is on.

"It's because it has emissions problems." "How did it pass safety inspection if it has emissions problems?" "I guess the tests weren't very exhaustive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osofoxy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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When the lights start to go out on a Fuddruckers

... it becomes a game of cussing roulette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dernjg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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