Julyed.
To my mom: hey honey, are these hardboiled eggs? There more like hard-to-boil eggs. Hahaha
...he just couldn't part with it.
I guess it’s true... a penny urned is a penny saved.
Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
The Doctor only gave him 4!...
"I must acetone for my sins"
Hmm, maybe I should start giving my race horses normal names.
It was a match made in heaving!
Read a dictionary.
I’m still waiting for my turn to speak!
Her name was Ruth
It's usually good to support a naan-profit organization.
Newton.
Context: English isn't his first language, and he isn't the greatest at writing it (When He Wants To Emphasize Something, He Capitalizes The First Letter). He usually has me read over his important emails before sending them.
me: "Dad, you capitalize everything"
Dad: "What can I say, I'm a capitalist"
"I just want to go out with a smokin' hot body."
Good one, dad.
