Why is Leicester pronounced "Lester"?

Because the ice melted.

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...

The judge asks, β€œFirst offender?” The wife replies, β€œNo, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”

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So my math textbook has a "Math Humor" section...

http://imgur.com/a/IXCKw

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Sesame Street Bus

A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of his riders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are named Patty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on. At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Cheese got on, took off his shoes, and picked at his bunions.

When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new that day. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Cheese picks his bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

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A friend got me with this one yesterday.

Walking past a store called Lester's..

Friend: you know why they don't build any of these stores anymore?

Me: no, why?

Friend: because they don't want mo'lesters

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