What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

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Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, β€œI’ll have a pint of blood.” The second one says, β€œI’ll have one, too.” The third one says, β€œI’ll have a pint of plasma.”

The bartender asks β€œSo, two bloods and a blood lite?”

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