A list of puns related to "Learjet 60"
On October 21, 2020 about 2255 central daylight time, a Learjet 60, N11128M, operated by Worldwide Jet Charter Inc. was substantially damaged as a result of a runway excursion after landing at Chicago Executive Airport (KPWK) in Wheeling, Illinois. None of the 2 crewmembers or 6 passengers were injured. The flight was operating under the provisions of 14 Code of Federal Regulations (CFR) Part 135 as a non-scheduled passenger flight from Cuyahoga County Airport (KCGF), Cleveland, Ohio. Visual meteorological conditions prevailed at the time of the accident.
Category | Data | Category | Data |
---|---|---|---|
Aircraft Make: | Learjet | Registration: | N1128M |
Model/Series: | 60 | Aircraft Category: | Airplane |
Amateur Built: | No | Operator: | |
Operating Certificate(s) Held: | On-demand air taxi (135) | Operator Designator Code: |
Category | Data | Category | Data |
---|---|---|---|
Conditions at Accident Site: | VMC | Condition of Light: | Night |
Observation Facility, Elevation: | KPWK | Observation Time: | 10:52 Local |
Distance from Accident Site: | 0 Nautical Miles | Temperature/Dew Point: | 11Β°C /8Β°C |
Lowest Cloud Condition: | Wind Speed/Gusts, Direction: | 7 knots / , 80Β° | |
Lowest Ceiling: | Overcast / 4500 ft AGL | Visibility: | 10 miles |
Altimeter Setting: | 16 inches Hg | Type of Flight Plan Filed: | IFR |
Departure Point: | Cleveland, OH (KCGF) | Destination: | Wheeling, IL (KPWK) |
Category | Data | Category | Data |
---|---|---|---|
Crew Injuries: | 2 None | Aircraft Damage: | Substantial |
Passenger Injuries: | 6 None | Aircraft Fire: | None |
Ground Injuries: | Aircraft Explosion: | None | |
Total Injuries: | 8 None | Latitude, Longitude: | 42.1142,-87.9014 |
Generated by NTSB_bot Mk. 2
Docket: https://data.ntsb.gov/Docket?ProjectID=102210
PDF: http://data.ntsb.gov/carol-repgen/api/Aviation/ReportMain/GeneratePreliminaryReport/102210/pdf
Was watching a video and can't tell if it's gyros spinning up or just a horn of some kind. It's real fast and right as soon as power is turned on?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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