Law of holes Puns

How boring!

She's related to me, my wife, and her 2 sisters.

Anyway the joke I made tonight-

My in-laws had to the 2 older girls while we were at the hospital, and got home tonight. I looked down and realized I had a hole in one of my socks, and said "guess it's time to throw this one away."

My father in law said, "yeah. I've been getting holes in my socks and have been throwing them away, too."

I said, "Left and right?"

Though usually dad jokes are groan-worthy puns, I think this fits the category as a very dad-like joke despite the lack of punnery:

I got a message from my truck driver brother-in-law, who says he's hauling "post holes and sailboat fuel" back home today.

So my brother in law goes shopping with his future father in law, and the future father in law (FFIL?) buys a used putter at a flea market.

My wife: "why'd he buy a putter?"

My bro in law: "He's having a snake problem. The idea is to get the snakes around the end of the putter."

My wife: "What are you supposed to do once you have a snake on a putter?"

Me: "Try to put a hole in one."

Dad-in-law-to-be: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Me: Why?

Dad-in-law-to-be: In case he got a hole-in-one!