A list of puns related to "Laure Calamy"
TL-PL : C'est surtout une excuse pour citer et parler de films. Profitez du fil de discussion pour parler du cinéma français de 2020, que vous lisiez ou pas l'entièrement de mon poteau.
Les cinémas ayant été fermés pendant la moitié de l'année dernière fut une année catastrophique en terme d'entrées en salle. Vous pourrez lire un peu ici si vous voulez des détails, mais je me permet de vous amener un petit peu de positif. Si 2019 était une année historique pour le nombre d'entrées globale, 2020 a aussi un petit côté historique, cela faisait 14 ans que le cinéma français n'avait pas fait en France autant (ou plus) d'entrées que le cinéma américain. La situation étant exceptionnelle, plutôt que de féliciter le cinéma français, remercions-le d'avoir été là pour les salles, ainsi nous pourrons voir des films de partout quand les salles rouvrirons.
Je vais faire ici le tour de ce qui m'est familier (ce que j'ai vu et ce dont j'ai entendu), ça ne représentera pas vraiment le cinéma français en terme de popularité ou d'accueil critique. Par exemple je découvre seulement à l'instant l'existence de 10 jours sans maman, deuxième film français au box office, et Le Sel des larmes qui fait partie du top 2020 des Cahiers du Cinéma.
Le cinéma a peut-être une image de trop centré sur Paris avec surtout le cliché du cinéma d'auteur bobo parisien, on a aussi sans doute un manque de ruralité, de variation de paysages et d'accents. On représente moins la France telle qu'elle est, que sa capitale (enfin, je dis ça un peu au pif sans certitude, il me fallait surtout une introduction et une structure). Je me propose donc de vous parler du cinéma français de l'année dernière à travers la diversité de lieu qu'il a représenté.
Dans un premier temps, la France, ce n'est pas seulement Paris, c'est aussi la France métropolitaine au complet !
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
Japan.
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
That was the punchline
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
You look for the fresh prints!
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