I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
First of all, thanks for taking your time! I'm open to any advice that'll make this build pop.
My main goal with this ship is to have a durable enough, aggressive dual beam boat using Federation ships, ideally, and green beam weapons, ideally, because Space Barbieβ’. I've shopped around for a bit, had the Gagarin recommended to me. Didn't like it much, but kept the mastery trait. Then I found the Arbiter and it seems to work better.
I'm a relatively new player, two and a half months into the game at the time of writing. I've played STO way back when and I had to start from scratch, knowledge wise as well. Thankfully I could reactivate my lifetime sub, so now I'm back in action! After toying around with an amateur scitorp Pathfinder and a Cardassian FDC, I'm ready for a more aggressive ship. Unfortunately escorts are too quick to die in my hands, so the next best thing is a battlecruiser. Right?
#Captain Details
| Captain Name | Larissa Reissner | |
|---|---|---|
| Captain Career | Tactical | |
| Captain Faction | Starfleet | |
| Captain Race | Liberated Borg | |
| Captain's Outfit | Standard (for now!) | |
| Primary Specialization | Intelligence | |
| Secondary Specialization | Strategist | |
#Space Skill Tree
| Rank | Engineering | | Science | | Tactical | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lieutenant | Hull Restoration | Hull Capacity | Shield Restoration | Shield Capacity | Advanced Energy Weapon Training | Advanced Projectile Weapon Training |
| Lt. Commander | Improved Electro-Plasma System Flow | Advanced Impulse Expertise | | | Improved Targeting Expertise | Defensive Maneuvering |
| Commander | Hull Plating | | | Shield Hardness | Advanced Weapon Amplification | Advanced Weapon Specialization |
| Captain | Defensive Subsystem Tuning | Offensive Subsystem Tuning | Exotic Particle Generator | Advanced Long Range Targeting Sensors | Advanced Hull Pe |
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
free
"That's what they're fighting about."
