Hey Lexington, just wanted to let you know about two big concerts we're throwing this week at Manchester Music Hall. Hope to see you there!
Lake Street Dive with Joey Dosik
Tuesday Feb 28, 2017
TICKETS: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1383172
Doors: 7:00 PM // Show: 8:00 PM
18+
Lucero with Esmé Patterson
Saturday Mar 4, 2017
TICKETS: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1378061
9:00 PM
18+
I am posting early because I will be raising money for Gillette's Children Hospital all day tomorrow. Toss a coin to your Witcher to help the kids if you can. https://www.extra-life.org/participant/461956
MN Vaccine Finder - https://mn.gov/covid19/vaccine/find-vaccine/locations/index.jsp
Vaccine Spotter - https://www.vaccinespotter.org/MN/
Fall back this weekend (boooooooo)
Around Town:
- Jack-o-Lantern Spectacular (Minnesota Zoo - All Weekend)
- Open Casket Art Event (Casket Arts Building - All Weekend)
- Minnesota Woodworkers Guild Fall Seminar (St. Paul College - All Weekend)
- Minnesota State High School Soccer Championships (US Bank Stadium - All Weekend)
- Black Panther w/Minnesota Orchestra (Orchestra Hall - Fri & Sat)
- 30th Anniversary Showcase (ACME Comedy Club - Fri & Sat)
- Classic Spectacular Gymnastics Invitational (Roy Wilkins Auditorium - Sat & Sun)
- The Great Train Show (Canterbury Park - Sat & Sun)
Friday
- The Second City (Ordway Thater 7:30pm)
- Mike Odden's Art Opening (Aloft 6-8pm)
- Kendra Glenn (Umbra 7pm)
- The Real Chuck Norad (Palmer's Bar 8-11pm)
- OLAMIDE (Skyway Theatre 7pm)
- Twin Cities Heart Ball (St Paul Rivercentre 6pm)
- Bryan Duncan (Heart of the City Music Factory 8pm)
- Patton Oswalt (State Theatre 8pm)
- Bonnie X Clyde (The Loft 8pm)
- Carly Pearce (Varsity Theater 7pm)
- Andy Frasco & The U.N. (Turf Club 8pm)
- Billy Strings (The Palace Theatre 7pm)
- Brandy Clark (Fine Line 8pm)
- The Stress of Her Regard (7th St Entry 8pm)
Saturday
- Spotlight Science: Fantastic Fishes (Bell Museum 10-2pm)
- Black Dice (Turf Club 8pm)
- Beer Run (Bad Weather Brewing 11am)
- Ikechukwu Ufomadu (Bryant Lake Bowl 7pm)
- Nate Bargatze: The Raincheck Tour (State Theater 7&9pm)
- Tool Cleaning Workshop (Oak Park Neighborhood Center 10am)
- Peekaboo Black Hole Tour (Skyway Theatre 7pm)
- Winter Container Workshop (Mother Earth Gardens 1:30pm)
- Alan Broadbent Trio (Crooners 8pm)
- Saturday Night Live! (Grand Casino Mille Lacs 8pm)
- Mr. P (Oro Lounge 9pm)
- High 48s and Back Up & Push (The Parkway Theater 8pm)
- Slow Pulp (7th St Entry 8pm)
- World Indieweight Championship (Amsterdam Bar & Hall 8pm)
- Cam Girl (The Loft 8pm)
- Cat & Dog First-Aid & CPR Course (Twin Cities Obedience Training Club 9am)
- Bill Engvall (Treasure I
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
They’re on standbi
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
-
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
-
Country/Canadian rap
-
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
-
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
I’d never seen him be 4.
Ice-olation.
She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭
"No, it doesn't."
I am posting early because I will be raising money for Gillette's Children Hospital all day tomorrow. Toss a coin to your Witcher to help the kids if you can. https://www.extra-life.org/participant/461956
MN Vaccine Finder - https://mn.gov/covid19/vaccine/find-vaccine/locations/index.jsp
Vaccine Spotter - https://www.vaccinespotter.org/MN/
Fall back this weekend (boooooooo)
Around Town:
- Jack-o-Lantern Spectacular (Minnesota Zoo - All Weekend)
- Open Casket Art Event (Casket Arts Building - All Weekend)
- Minnesota Woodworkers Guild Fall Seminar (St. Paul College - All Weekend)
- Minnesota State High School Soccer Championships (US Bank Stadium - All Weekend)
- Black Panther w/Minnesota Orchestra (Orchestra Hall - Fri & Sat)
- 30th Anniversary Showcase (ACME Comedy Club - Fri & Sat)
- Classic Spectacular Gymnastics Invitational (Roy Wilkins Auditorium - Sat & Sun)
- The Great Train Show (Canterbury Park - Sat & Sun)
Friday
- The Second City (Ordway Thater 7:30pm)
- Mike Odden's Art Opening (Aloft 6-8pm)
- Kendra Glenn (Umbra 7pm)
- The Real Chuck Norad (Palmer's Bar 8-11pm)
- OLAMIDE (Skyway Theatre 7pm)
- Twin Cities Heart Ball (St Paul Rivercentre 6pm)
- Bryan Duncan (Heart of the City Music Factory 8pm)
- Patton Oswalt (State Theatre 8pm)
- Bonnie X Clyde (The Loft 8pm)
- Carly Pearce (Varsity Theater 7pm)
- Andy Frasco & The U.N. (Turf Club 8pm)
- Billy Strings (The Palace Theatre 7pm)
- Brandy Clark (Fine Line 8pm)
- The Stress of Her Regard (7th St Entry 8pm)
Saturday
- Spotlight Science: Fantastic Fishes (Bell Museum 10-2pm)
- Black Dice (Turf Club 8pm)
- Beer Run (Bad Weather Brewing 11am)
- Ikechukwu Ufomadu (Bryant Lake Bowl 7pm)
- Nate Bargatze: The Raincheck Tour (State Theater 7&9pm)
- Tool Cleaning Workshop (Oak Park Neighborhood Center 10am)
- Peekaboo Black Hole Tour (Skyway Theatre 7pm)
- Winter Container Workshop (Mother Earth Gardens 1:30pm)
- Alan Broadbent Trio (Crooners 8pm)
- Saturday Night Live! (Grand Casino Mille Lacs 8pm)
- Mr. P (Oro Lounge 9pm)
- High 48s and Back Up & Push (The Parkway Theater 8pm)
- Slow Pulp (7th St Entry 8pm)
- World Indieweight Championship (Amsterdam Bar & Hall 8pm)
- Cam Girl (The Loft 8pm)
- Cat & Dog First-Aid & CPR Course (Twin Cities Obedience Training Club 9am)
- Bill Engvall (Treasure I
