Lahore Metrobus Puns

So basically I want to create an overground bus line(Or trolleybus, havent decided yet), but I later realised that We actually cant create bus stops on bridges(I was going to just draw them on the roads using anarchy). Now if you will ask why not create a metro line, the reason is because I want to create kind of a story thing to this development(Like the Lahore Metrobus, in case you know about it) and it might sound stupid, but yeah that how I want to have fun with it. So are there any mods or assets that let me create bus stops on bridges? I tried searching "Bridge bus stop" on steam but didnt get any results

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

2024

###Small Things First: Quetta

Quetta is one of the poorer major cities of Pakistan. With a population of about 1,000,000, Quetta is both the capital of and the the largest city in Balochistan Province, accounting for 1/12th of the province's total population, and the 10th largest city in Pakistan. The Greater Quetta area, encompassing Quetta Division and Mastung District, is home to about 4.5 million inhabitants--or over 1/3rd of the province's total population. Despite this, Quetta has no mass transit system to speak of. There's some busses in the urban center, but nothing more.

Like in all of Pakistan's provincial capitals, a mass rapid transit system was proposed as part of CPEC, with the ultimate goal of spurring economic growth in Quetta, and by extension, Balochistan, which is one of the poorest regions of Pakistan. The proposal called for the construction of a ~48 kilometer dual track commuter railway through the center of Quetta (supplementing the existing freight/long distance rail line that passes through the city) extending to Spezand in the south and Kuchlak in the north. The first phase was expected to cost 214m USD, with subsequent, unspecified future phases bringing the project total up an eventual 687m USD. This price tag was a little too steep for Balochistan--particularly because ridership was not expected to be large enough to make the project financially viable--so the regional government put the project on indefinite hold in 2019.

Much to everyone's surprise, the project is now coming out of indefinite hold, as the federal government has agree to cut extensive subsidies to the operation of the transit system for the next decade in order to keep the project afloat, in what most analysts suspect is a pork barrel expenditure to reward Balochistan Awami Party for their support of the [27th Amendment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Geosim/comments/o2ueib/event_the_27th_amendment_or_

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Mathematical puns makes me number

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Put it on my bill

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?