Moderna covid vaccine side effects:
Abdominal discomfort: 1,435 reports
Abdominal distension: 341 reports
Abdominal pain: 1,502 reports
Abdominal pain lower: 164 reports
Abdominal pain upper: 1,626 reports
Abnormal behavior: 114 reports
Abnormal dreams: 130 reports
Abortion spontaneous (naturally occurring miscarriage): 232 reports
Acute myocardial infarction (acute heart attack): 193 reports
Acute respiratory failure: 143 reports
Adverse reaction: 138 reports
Ageusia (loss of taste functions of the tongue): 733 reports
Agitation (state of anxiety or nervous excitement): 415 reports
Alanine aminotransferase increased: 170 reports
Anaemia (lack of blood): 125 reports
Anaphylaxis (serious allergic reaction that is rapid in onset and may cause death): 606 reports
Angioedema (rapid swelling of the dermis): 294 reports
Anticoagulant therapy: 311 reports
Aphonia (inability to produce voice): 103 reports
Appendicitis (inflammation of the appendix): 118 reports
Appetite - decreased (decreased appetite occurs when you have a reduced desire to eat): 3,463 reports
Arrhythmias (irregular heartbeat): 1,703 reports
Arthritis (form of joint disorder that involves inflammation of one or more joints): 250 reports
Aspartate aminotransferase increased: 160 reports
Asthma: 373 reports
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Axillary mass: 148 reports
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Balance disorder: 895 reports
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Blood creatinine increased: 207 reports
Blood glucose decreased: 136 reports
Blood glucose increased: 550 reports
Blood potassium decreased: 174 reports
Blood pressure fluctuation: 113 reports
Blood sodium decreased: 122 reports
Blood urea increased: 118 reports
Blood urine present: 162 reports
Body temperature decreased: 118 reports
Body temperature increased: 3,068 reports
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Bradycardia (abnormally slow heart action): 147 reports
Breast pain: 437 reports
Breast swelling: 138 reports
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Breathing - slowed or sto
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
