Kraft Singles Puns

A list of puns related to "Kraft Singles"

I understand Robert Kraft is a single lonely dude...

But isn’t he wealthy enough to order Chinese takeout??

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👤︎ u/quasiplumber
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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My son sent me a recording of a song he wrote. I gave him a suggestion to improve it but he didn't Iike it. He said it was "cheesy" So i said, "Maybe if you worked on your Kraft a little harder you might get a single."
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👤︎ u/gocards2579
📅︎ Jun 15 2017
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