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I just completed the 2021 Bingo Card, so I thought I might have a little fun and review every book I read! The first few start out a little rough, but I promise I'll gush a bit later lol. All of these are spoiler-free!
Five SFF Short Stories- THE LIVES OF SAINTS by Leigh Bardugo, 3.5/5: I will attach the disclaimer that I'm not a short stories person. However, as a big fan of the SoC duology, I picked this book up. (I probably wouldn't have if not for bingo.) The stories are only a couple of pages each, and they're atmospheric and a little lyrical. However, I don't feel like I got all that much out of the experience.
Set in Asia- JADE CITY by Fonda Lee, 4/5: I wasn't gripped by this like I wanted to be and I found the prose a bit bare-bones in places, but the plot, pacing, and characters made this a fun read. I'm not into urban fantasy much these days, but I can recommend this book wholeheartedly. I immediately read the sequel, but haven't popped open the third book yet.
A Selection from the r/Fantasy A to Z Genre Guide- THE BOOK OF KOLI by M.R. Karey, 2.5/5: The last half of this book was certainly easier to read than the absolute slog of a first half, but I could never bring myself to like Koli, who is incredibly naive and borderline stupid. The worldbuilding is neat, but that couldn't make up for how much I hated being in Koli's head.
Found Family- UPRIGHT WOMEN WANTED by Sarah Gailey, 4.5/5: This one was fun! Not the most developed characters, but I can give a little wiggle room since it's a novella. The world felt very alive, and I did like the characters overall. If a western about rambunctious librarians suits your fancy, pick it up!
First Person POV- THE CHOSEN AND THE BEAUTIFUL by Nghi Vo, 4/5: I liked this book overall, but think it focused a little too hard on pretty prose rather than making things work neatly together. The characters were this book's strong point. I'll definitely read more of Vo because of how much I adore the Singing Hills Cycle.
Book Club or Readalong Book- THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone, 3.5/5: I didn't like this book as much as most people seemed to, but I think it came together well in the end. However, it was very romance-y for me, super over-the-top with it. I'm not a vast declarations of love type. It also required a lot of suspension of disbelief, and not all of it worked for me.
New to You Author- FIREHEART TIGER by Aliette de Bodard, 3.5/5: I don't have strong feelings
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Welcome to the Bonnaroo 2020 2021 2022 rumor and confirmation thread. With artist tour dates starting to pop up and festival lineups dropping for 2022, we can get a decent picture of who may be there and who is likely not going to be there due to conflicting dates
Before we begin, here's a quick look at 2019, 2018, 2020, and 2021 Rumor and Confirmation threads.
BONNAROO DATES: June 16th-19th
Please include links to the rumor or confirmation if possible.
Typically speaking, Bonnaroo doesn't have artists come back to back each year. That being said, this has been everything except typical.
Any help you guys can get is appreciated. The majority of the finds are done by you all, with that being said let's go over a couple ground rules, same as last year. I may not include every artist that gets mentioned - if I don't add your pick don't be offended. Also, I'm only one person, I'll try to update this post as much as possible - just be patient. The bigger the name, the more likely it's going to be added, especially the "OUT" section.
Also, HUGE shout out to /u/SimeonsDilemma, I'm using this format from a few years back, and of course the mods for keeping this place one of the best music festival communities on the internet.
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Here is a quick guide to the different categories in this thread:
Confirmed: (Roo clues with indisputable answers, Artist confirmations, Bonnaroo confirmations)
Semi-Confirmed: (Roo clues with unclear answers, Leaks, Info from reliable sources)
Rumored: (Second hand sources, "I talked to a guy involved with the band")
Speculative: (Open tour dates, in the area, no tour dates in radius within timeframe)
Unlikely
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Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
Calendar Details:|2021-11-13 20:00 UTC|Arma 3|Battle of Limnos|
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When? 20:00 UTC
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Story
After successfully pushing back the Romanians from our Northern Borders our generals have decided to attack Greece before they can attack us. We have sent our destroyer Gordi and we have sunken down Hellenic Navy destroyer out of the coast of the island of Limnos. With their naval security weakened we have send a platoon of mechanized infantry supported by a T-90 and a Su-25.
Current date: 2030/09/09
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Briefing
We believe that the Greeks have developed a new stealth black hawk and the Russians have asked us if we can retrieve the technology so they can reverse engineer it. If we are successful they will let us have a new heli once they are done engineering it. While the main force is attacking the Hellenic Army on the island we will send a SOBT unit to investigate the sunken destroyer and after that proceed with sabotaging military emplacements that would help the main force.
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SOBT
- Explore the sunken Destroyer
- Retrieve as much info on the ghost hawk as possible
- Sabotage military infrastructure
Map of the AO
Vics
- 2x Cargo chinook for infil
- 1x Medivac chinook
- 1x SU - 25
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ROLES
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Calendar Details:|2021-10-30 19:00|Arma 3|Battle of Dobruja|
Where? PA Arma 3 Server
When? 19:00 UTC
Get the mods through our custom mod downloader, Swifty
When should I update the mods? As soon as you can, PM me with issues.
Want more info? LINK to our wiki
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Story:
After Greece and Serbia have taken the west side of the Balkans, Romania has contacted them and they are planning an assault on Bulgaria aka Operation Spear. Greece will be attacking from the South, Serbia from the West and Romania from the North. Hellenic navy will be supporting the Romanian assault from the Black sea.
Current date: 2030/09/07 - Beginning of Operation Spear
Briefing:
Romanian army has passed our borders. They have control of the costal area around Varna and they are pushing inland. Our airfield has sustained severe damage after a massive bombing raid. Fortunately the missiles missed couple of the hangers and our tank depo so we have armoured assets to support the push back. Our task is to push the Romanian forces out of our borders. While the main force is stopping the Romanian army a small unit of the SOBT will be task of sabotaging Romanian FOBs and they have to find the Hellenic's navy aircraft carrier and sabotage it.
Objectives:Main force1st: Stop a convoy containing scud launchers before it reaches FOB Kurgan2nd: Clear the old Bulgarian base from Romanian presence3rd: Clear FOB Altar4th: Rescue the town of Gorka5th: Combined assault with the SOBT on the Romanian HQ6th: Neutralize any remaining forces on the North Eastern Airfield
SOBT1st: Neutralize FOB Kurgan before the arrival of the convoy2nd: Attack the port of Nizhnoye3rd: Locate and sabotage the Hellenic's navy aircraft carrier4th: Combined assault with the main force on the Romanian HQ5th: Assist the main force with the neutralization of the North Eastern airfield
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