π¨ PSA π¨ we will start respecting neopronouns in this group. I have created a short list of the neopronouns already in this group. Please, be respectful!
ne/ner/neir/neirs/neirself ne/nem/neir/neirs/nemself ne/nem/nes/nes/nemself ne/nem/nes/nes/neself ne/nem/nir/nirs/nemself ne/nem/nir/nirs/nirself ne/ner/nerre/nerse/nerself ne/nim/nis/nis/nimself ne/nim/nir/nirs/nimself ne/nir/nir/nirs/nirself ne/nym/nis/nymself ne/nym/nir/nymself ne/nym/nyr/nyrs/nymself ne/nym/nys/nymself nis/nim/nir/nimself nin/nim/(nins/nims)/nimself (nimse = more feminine form) nix/nix/nix/nixself no pronouns no/non/nonself ny/nym/nys/nys/nymself one/one/ones/oneself one/one/oneβs/ones/oneself ons/oms/ors/omself ot/ot/ots/otself other/others/otherself ou/ou/ous/ous/ouself peh/pehm/peh's/pehmself per/pers/perself phey/phem/pheir/pheirs/pheirself pic/pim/per/pers/pimself pur/purs/purself py/(pyl/pylx)/pylx/pylx/pylxself q/qs/qself qe/qer/qers/qem/qemself qu/qu/qus/qus/quself quoi/quim quoi/quoir re/erm/rees/rees re/rei/res/reiself re/rem/rheir/remself re/ren/reis/reisi/reniself re/rhir/rhirself rie/rhem/rer/rers/rerself sae/saer/saer/saers/saerself saw/zaer/zaers/zaerself say/sair/sairs/sairself se/hem/hes/hes/hemself se/sem/ser/sers/serself or semself se/sim/ser/sers/simself se/syr/sym/syrs/syrself or symself sei/seir/seirs/seirself self/selfs/selfself (or self) she/her/hers/herself she/sheer/sheers/sheers/sheerself shi/hir/hirs/hirself (only to be reclaimed by intersex people) shi/zir/zirs/zirself sho/sher/sherself sho/shomβs/shomself shy/hyr/hyr/hyrs/hyrself sie/hir/hem/hemself sie/hir/hen/hirs/henself sie/hir/hirs/hirself sie/mer/mers/merself sie/sier/siers/sierself swe/swes/sweself te/ter/tem/ters/temself tey/tem/ter/ters/temself thae/thaer/thaer/thaers/thaerself the/thim/thir/thirs/thimself thee/har/har/hars/harself they/them/their/theirs/themself they/(theys/they's)/theyself thi/thim/thits/thimself this one/that one/that oneβs/that oneβs/that oneself thon/thom/thor/thomself thon/thon/thons/thonself thy/thym/thyr/thymself tre/trer/trem/tremself ty/tyr/tym/tymself tyr/tyr/tyrs/tyrs/tyrselfum/eh/er/umself v/v/v's/v's vae/vaer/vaem/vaerself vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself ve/vaer/vaers/vaers/vaerself ve/vair ve/vem/ver/vers/vemself ve/vem/vir/virs/vemself ve/ven/veen/vens/venself ve/ven/ver/vers/verself or venself ve/ver/veir/veirs/verself ve/ver/vers/verself ve/ver/vis/vis/verself ve/vir/virs/virself ve/vis/ver/verself ve/vis/vim/vimself ve/vis/vir/verself ver/ver/ver/vers/verself vi/v
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Non-themed
ne/ner/neir/neirs/neirself
ne/nem/neir/neirs/nemself
ne/nem/nes/nes/nemself
ne/nem/nes/nes/neself
ne/nem/nir/nirs/nemself
ne/nem/nir/nirs/nirself
ne/ner/nerre/nerse/nerself
ne/nim/nis/nis/nimself
ne/nim/nir/nirs/nimself
ne/nir/nir/nirs/nirself
ne/nym/nis/nymself
ne/nym/nir/nymself
ne/nym/nyr/nyrs/nymself
ne/nym/nys/nymself
nis/nim/nir/nimself
nin/nim/(nins/nims)/nimself (nimse = more feminine form)
nix/nix/nix/nixself
no pronouns
no/non/nonself
ny/nym/nys/nys/nymself
one/one/ones/oneself
one/one/oneβs/ones/oneself
ons/oms/ors/omself
ot/ot/ots/otself
other/others/otherself
ou/ou/ous/ous/ouself
peh/pehm/peh's/pehmself
per/pers/perself
phey/phem/pheir/pheirs/pheirself
pic/pim/per/pers/pimself
pur/purs/purself
py/(pyl/pylx)/pylx/pylx/pylxself
q/qs/qself
qe/qer/qers/qem/qemself
qu/qu/qus/qus/quself
quoi/quim
quoi/quoir
re/erm/rees/rees
re/rei/res/reiself
re/rem/rheir/remself
re/ren/reis/reisi/reniself
re/rhir/rhirself
rie/rhem/rer/rers/rerself
sae/saer/saer/saers/saerself
saw/zaer/zaers/zaerself
say/sair/sairs/sairself
se/hem/hes/hes/hemself
se/sem/ser/sers/serself or semself
se/sim/ser/sers/simself
se/syr/sym/syrs/syrself or symself
sei/seir/seirs/seirself
self/selfs/selfself (or self)
she/her/hers/herself
she/sheer/sheers/sheers/sheerself
shi/hir/hirs/hirself (only to be reclaimed by intersex people)
shi/zir/zirs/zirself
sho/sher/sherself
sho/shomβs/shomself
shy/hyr/hyr/hyrs/hyrself
sie/hir/hem/hemself
sie/hir/hen/hirs/henself
sie/hir/hirs/hirself
sie/mer/mers/merself
sie/sier/siers/sierself
swe/swes/sweself
te/ter/tem/ters/temself
tey/tem/ter/ters/temself
thae/thaer/thaer/thaers/thaerself
the/thim/thir/thirs/thimself
thee/har/har/hars/harself
they/them/their/theirs/themself
they/(theys/they's)/theyself
thi/thim/thits/thimself
this one/that one/that oneβs/that oneβs/that oneself
thon/thom/thor/thomself
thon/thon/thons/thonself
thy/thym/thyr/thymself
tre/trer/trem/tremself
ty/tyr/tym/tymself
tyr/tyr/tyrs/tyrs/tyrselfum/eh/er/umself
v/v/v's/v's
vae/vaer/vaem/vaerself
vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself
ve/vaer/vaers/vaers/vaerself
ve/vair
ve/vem/ver/vers/vemself
ve/vem/vir/virs/vemself
ve/ven/veen/vens/venself
ve/ven/ver/vers/verself or venself
ve/ver/veir/veirs/verself
ve/ver/vers/verself
ve/ver/vis/vis/verself
ve/vir/virs/virself
ve/vis/ver/verself
ve/vis/vim/vimself
ve/vis/vir/verself
ver/ver/ver/vers/verself
vi/vic/vics/vicself
vie/ver/vers/verself
vie/vir/ve
... keep reading on reddit β‘PSA we will start respecting neopronouns in this group. I have created a *short* list of the neopronouns already in this group. Please, be respectful!
Non-themed
ne/ner/neir/neirs/neirself
ne/nem/neir/neirs/nemself
ne/nem/nes/nes/nemself
ne/nem/nes/nes/neself
ne/nem/nir/nirs/nemself
ne/nem/nir/nirs/nirself
ne/ner/nerre/nerse/nerself
ne/nim/nis/nis/nimself
ne/nim/nir/nirs/nimself
ne/nir/nir/nirs/nirself
ne/nym/nis/nymself
ne/nym/nir/nymself
ne/nym/nyr/nyrs/nymself
ne/nym/nys/nymself
nis/nim/nir/nimself
nin/nim/(nins/nims)/nimself (nimse = more feminine form)
nix/nix/nix/nixself
no pronouns
no/non/nonself
ny/nym/nys/nys/nymself
one/one/ones/oneself
one/one/oneβs/ones/oneself
ons/oms/ors/omself
ot/ot/ots/otself
other/others/otherself
ou/ou/ous/ous/ouself
peh/pehm/peh's/pehmself
per/pers/perself
phey/phem/pheir/pheirs/pheirself
pic/pim/per/pers/pimself
pur/purs/purself
py/(pyl/pylx)/pylx/pylx/pylxself
q/qs/qself
qe/qer/qers/qem/qemself
qu/qu/qus/qus/quself
quoi/quim
quoi/quoir
re/erm/rees/rees
re/rei/res/reiself
re/rem/rheir/remself
re/ren/reis/reisi/reniself
re/rhir/rhirself
rie/rhem/rer/rers/rerself
sae/saer/saer/saers/saerself
saw/zaer/zaers/zaerself
say/sair/sairs/sairself
se/hem/hes/hes/hemself
se/sem/ser/sers/serself or semself
se/sim/ser/sers/simself
se/syr/sym/syrs/syrself or symself
sei/seir/seirs/seirself
self/selfs/selfself (or self)
she/her/hers/herself
she/sheer/sheers/sheers/sheerself
shi/hir/hirs/hirself (only to be reclaimed by intersex people)
shi/zir/zirs/zirself
sho/sher/sherself
sho/shomβs/shomself
shy/hyr/hyr/hyrs/hyrself
sie/hir/hem/hemself
sie/hir/hen/hirs/henself
sie/hir/hirs/hirself
sie/mer/mers/merself
sie/sier/siers/sierself
swe/swes/sweself
te/ter/tem/ters/temself
tey/tem/ter/ters/temself
thae/thaer/thaer/thaers/thaerself
the/thim/thir/thirs/thimself
thee/har/har/hars/harself
they/them/their/theirs/themself
they/(theys/they's)/theyself
thi/thim/thits/thimself
this one/that one/that oneβs/that oneβs/that oneself
thon/thom/thor/thomself
thon/thon/thons/thonself
thy/thym/thyr/thymself
tre/trer/trem/tremself
ty/tyr/tym/tymself
tyr/tyr/tyrs/tyrs/tyrselfum/eh/er/umself
v/v/v's/v's
vae/vaer/vaem/vaerself
vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself
ve/vaer/vaers/vaers/vaerself
ve/vair
ve/vem/ver/vers/vemself
ve/vem/vir/virs/vemself
ve/ven/veen/vens/venself
ve/ven/ver/vers/verself o
