Hi all. Just want to share my latest open source project here.
Kamus
Chrome extension that allows us to search for Malay or English word definition
All data scraped from https://prpm.dbp.gov.my owned by Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka
Install: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/kamus/fckpmjbalgabmcollcegjgephomjfpfa
Source code: https://github.com/adibzter/kamus-chrome-extension
Here video how it works
Macam mana orang pertama yang perkenalkan nama sesebuah benda tu dapat idea nak namakan benda tu?
Sebagai contoh... Kucing...
Ali: ehh!... binatang apakah itu? Abu: itu adalah kucing...
Persoalannya... Macam mana abu boleh tahu yang binatang tu dipanggil kucing? Atau abu cuma saja reka dan kemudian disebarkan & terus terperangkap ke kamus dewan bahasa dan pustaka?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Ada dalam video AJAR Sains Tulen vs Sains Gunaan-Perang Aliran Sains ^(2:07)
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Menurut Kamus Dewan & Pustaka
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seteru = musuh/lawan
berseteru = mempunyai seteru, bermusuh
menyeterui = memusuhi
perseteruan perihal berseteru,permusuhan
^(sebab saya 1st dengar perkataan ni..hehe ..tq..)moh le kite berdamai~
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
