KF Tirana Puns

VLOG. Hi guys, soo ima leave this here. As a fan of kf tirana for 9 yeras and albanian (born in macedonia orthodox family) i'm planning a trip to belgrade to watch the match on some ultras bar or smth like that to enjoy everything. Suggestions down below and sure you're invited if you wanna be part of it. i understand and probably can speak basic slavic language, english. how about a rakija party after the match, let's enjoy this shitt. Hvala

Who's got da link doe

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

November 6th

Europe

Premier league (England)

Christian Pulisic (Chelsea) Subbed on in the 84th‘ in a 1-1 draw with Burnley (-/6.02) 5/6 passing, 0/2 accurate crosses, 9 touches, 1/1 duel won, 1 time fouled Match Highlights

Josh Sargent (Norwich City) Subbed on in the 77th‘ in a 2-1 Win at Brentford (6.3/6.23) 4/6 passing, 9 touches, 3/6 duels won, 1/1 successful dribble, 1 time fouled, 1/4 aerials won, 1 recovery Match Highlights

Championship

Antonee Robinson (Fulham) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win at Peterborough (7.6/7.21) 53/70 passing, 1/4 accurate crosses, 5/11 accurate long balls, 98 touches, 7/10 duels won, 1 clearance, 3/4 successful dribbles, 1 time dispossessed, 1 foul, 1/1 successful tackle, 3/3 aerials won, 6 recoveries Match Highlights

Tim Ream (Fulham) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win at Peterborough. Picked up a yellow in the 84th’ (7.7/6.99) 101/110 passing, 3/7 accurate long balls, 116 touches, 3/8 duels won, 1 clearance, 1 foul, 1/1 successful tackle, 2/5 aerials won, 2 interceptions, 11 recoveries

Alex Mighten (Nottingham Forest) Started at LW and played 62‘ in a 3-0 Win against Preston North End ([6.6](https://www.fotmob

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

October 18th

Europe

La Liga (Spain)

Matt Miazga (Deportivo Alaves on loan from Chelsea) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss against Real Betis (6.8/6.67) 1/1 shot on target, 22/29 passing, 3/8 accurate long balls, 40 touches, 3/5 duels won, 4 clearances, 1 time fouled, 1/1 successful tackle, 1/2 aerials won, 6 recoveries Match Highlights

Serie A (Italy)

Gianluca Busio (Venezia FC) Started at RCM and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win against Fiorentina (6.2/6.54) 0/1 shot on target, 24/29 passing, 0/1 accurate long ball, 39 touches, 3/10 duels won, 3 times dispossessed, 1 foul, 2/2 successful tackle, 1/1 aerial won, 4 recoveries Match Highlights

3. Liga (German 3rd Division)

Mael Corboz (SC Verl) Started at CDM and went the full 90’ in a 5-3 Win against TSV Havelse (-/-) Match Highlights

Eerste Divisie (Dutch 2nd Division)

Dante Sealy (Jong PSV on loan from FC Dallas) Subbed on in the 46th‘ in a 3-2 Loss against Telstar (6.0/-) 0/1 shot on target, 12/14 passing, 0/2 accurate crosses, 27 touches, 3/7 duels won, 1/2 successful dribbles, 1 time dispossessed, 1 time fouled, 1 foul, 1/2 aerials won, 1 recovery Match Highlights

Allsvenskan (Sweden)

[Kristoffer Lund](https://www.transfe