A list of puns related to "Albanian Cup"
Is there anybody out there who occupies a significant religious minority, such as:
Catholic/Protestant Serb, Bulgarian, Macedonian
Orthodox/Protestant Croat, Slovene
Catholic/Protestant Greek
Protestant Albanian
Etc, etc
He really hated the Arabs and even called Islam an Arab religion. Forced people to say the azan in Turkish, and even was gonna force people to say the prayer in Turkish. Banned hijab, banned fez(even though it's a Turkish cultural clothing), etc. what turned him into this?
Every football fan knows Parma. The now serie B team was a football giant back in the 90βs. Buffon, Crespo, Thuram, Chiesa, Cannavaro and many others passed by the βcrociatiβ (the crusaders) .
But already in the 2000βs things started to worsened and Parma became an yo-yo club, and that was not the worse: not many after Parma finished 6th at the end of the 2013/14 Serie A would have thought that at the start of the 2015/16 season they would have seen the blue-yellow in Serie D, the 4th tier of the Italian football pyramid, in one of the most tragicomic way of the history of Italian football.
How did we get there?
As we said before, Parma was a football giant in the 90βs, who despite never winning Serie A won 2 UEFA cup, one Cup winners cup and one UEFA super cup. But the bankruptcy of Parmalat, the business owner of Parma, of 2004 would definitely end this era. European competitions were gone, and relegation came in 2008. The crusaders will come back in Serie A the year after and in 2013-14, the season that celebrated the centenary of the club, Parma finished 6th. Europe was back in Emilia, or at least that's what the fans thought, as financial problems meant UEFA blocked Parma from participating in the 2014-15 Europa League.
The annus horribilis
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That was just the start. After the exclusion from european competition, Parmaβs president Tommaso Ghirardi resigned from the role just to come back in september.
The transfer window was exactly the one you would expect from a club in financial problems. Loans, free transfers and most important players being sold. The results in Serie A were terrible: on the 10th matchday of the championship Parma was in the relegation zone, having just suffered a streak of 6 losses in a row, interrupted by a win against (of course) Inter. Next match they will lose 7-0 against future Champions League finalist, Juventus [I highly recommend watching this Tevez goal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqMpOOaT8as)). That meant Parma was dead last, a position they will never leave
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Inspired by /u/thejdizzler and their continuing posts documenting their progress using the Refold method, I am going to begin documenting my journey to learn Spanish. It will be helpful for me in terms of motivation, and I hope it will be helpful for other beginners to see what methods were effective for me, and what mistakes I make along the way. am not using the Refold method, but I will be primarily using Comprehensible Input.
I have a little bit of experience with language learning - I have studied Russian for a cumulative 6 years through high school and college. In spite of all this time spent studying, I only had one conversation with a stranger in Russian. Needless to say, I cannot speak Russian (this is my White Whale - after learning Spanish to an advanced level, I would like to return to Russian with what I know now about language acquisition).
My main language learning experience comes from when I lived in Albania as an English teacher. I lived with a host family for a bit, took classes and used Albanian everyday for survival and basic needs. By the end of 2 years, I was extremely conversational and could speak with just about anyone on public transit about random topics. Depending on regional dialect and other factors, sometimes I would have a very hard time, but I could always meander my way through a conversation and find common ground to talk about. Since leaving Albania, I have gotten quite rusty, but nevertheless this is where I finally felt like I "unlocked" the secrets of language learning. I apologize for the self-indulgent tangent, but I just wanted to provide some context about my experiences with languages. I will be applying a lot of the methods I learned during this time to my Spanish adventure.
Here are my methods in the short time I've been studying, and also some of the outcomes I've seen.
Listening:
Since my first day on September 27, 2021, I have listened to about 100 hours of Spanish comprehensible input at this point. I track the time of every video or podcast I listen to, rounding down to the nearest minute. For the first 50 hours or so, it was almost 100% Dreaming Spanish content. I want to focus on LatAm Spanish, but the amount of content that Pablo creates at beginner and SuperBeginner level is just INSANE. So incredibly helpful. After that, I was able to listen to some simpler podcasts like EspaΓ±olistos (basically my bread and butter currently), and News in Slow Spanish. I honestly cannot stand the host's
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
BamBOO!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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