My mother FaceTimed me so I could show her my sister and her baby
I went into my sister's room and said, "Hey mom wants to see you. Can you say a quick hello?"
Sister: Sure but just for a minute, I'm exhausted.
BIL, without dropping a beat: Hi exhausted, I'm a new dad!
Old but gold
He didn't want his son marrying a girl twice his age.
He said, "Maybe they'll marry each other?"
"Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age."
A mooborn!
...they're maid...
The womb service is great
he was pronounced Dad on Arrival
What a heartwarming story
They did a great job, except hes now a bit cockeyed
Well if I wasn't it would be a bad joke.
So I'm driving back from the store with my Grandma just now, and she tells me about this time when we were driving around when I was, in her words, "just a tiny little shit."
Young Me: hey! Look at those geese!
Grandma: Why do you think one side of the V is longer than the other one?
Me: More geese.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
They're maid
They're maid to serve.
