I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Match Threadder is being trash because of the time change so here goes.
Lineups:
Pumas- Talavera; Mozo, Ortiz, Freire, Jero Rodríguez; Meritao, Lira; Saucedo, Lopez, Alvarez; Dinenno.
Cruz Azul- Corona; El Dios Shaggy, Escobar, Cata, Rivero; Yotun, Baca, Montoya; Orbellin, Giménez, Alvarado.
6’ Gol Arturo Ortiz en tiro de esquina! Pumas 1-0..
27’ Lira goes down after Yoshi spears him from behind like he’s in the NFL and goes off for treatment. Looks like he’ll come back on.
34’ Amarilla para Favio Alvarez.
45+2’ After two minutes add we go to half time with Cruz Azul up 3-1.
46’ Cambió de Pumas: Salen Saucedo y Meritao y entran Diogo y Washington Corozo.
47’ Yoshi le pega al poste y seguimos igual :(.
49’ Que atajada en la línea de Rafa Baca se salva el Cruz Azul.
51’ Cambió de Cruz Azul: Sale Walter Montoya y Entra Pablo Aguilar.
If I stop updating it’s because I got a heart attack because of this match.
58’ Cambio de Cruz Azul: Salen Rivero y Yotun entran Angulo y Peña. Y el Camión de Reynoso.
61’ Gol! Mandan un centro por la banda derecha, remata Diogo y estamos 3-3. Shades of 2020 :( 3-3.
65’ Casi llegó el 4to de pumas pero Dinenno estaba fuera de lugar. Chuy le está rezando a San Juditas para que paren esto.
70’ Cambio de Cruz Azul: Salen Piojo y Santi entran Passerini y el Quick Mendoza. Ya valio, someone hit me with the anda valiendo verrr sound from tiktok.
73’ Mátenme, un tres contra uno y deciden regarla. Atajadon de Tala.
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
