A list of puns related to "Joss Ackland"
Will Smith As T'Challa/Black Panther
Jamie Foxx As Erik Killmunger
Karyn Parsons As Nakia
Vanessa Estelle Williams As Okoye
Bill Pullman As Everet K Ross
Lawrence Makoare As M'Baku
Whoopi Goldberg As Ramoda
Oprah Winfrey As Suri
Joss Ackland As Klaw
James Earl Jones As T'Chaka
Directed By Spike Lee
A fascinating search for missing never publicly seen footage from the BBC documentary show Tolkien In Oxford from 1968.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b07mvd5z
>Joss Ackland narrates a search through BBC archives for unheard gems from JRR Tolkien, as Oxford Academic Dr Stuart Lee discovers the unbroadcast offcuts from an interview given by the author. Tolkien gave the interview for a BBC film in 1968, but only a tiny part of it was used in the broadcast programme. It was one of only a handful of recorded interviews he gave, and was also to be his last.
>Dr Leeβs search for the unbroadcast rushes takes him to the depths of the BBC film archives, and back to the making of the original film Tolkien in Oxford. For the director Leslie Megahey, only 23 at the time, this was his first film, and the one that launched a prestigious career.
>The programme reunites him with three others - researcher Patrick OβSullivan, Tolkien fan Michael Hebbert, and critic Valentine Cunningham who describes how he was brought in to be the voice of dissent challenging the burgeoning Tolkien cult spreading from America.
>What emerges is a picture of a playful academic, whose fiction was little respected by adults at the time and looked down on as a lesser form of literature. But he is robustly defended by Professor Tom Shippey and remembered fondly by his colleague Dr Roger Highfield.
>Stuart Lee presents the results of his search through the archives to Dr Dimitra Fimi who considers any new words from Tolkienβs mouth as βgoldβ. While, for Dr Lee, the real dragonβs hoard is the privilege of hearing Tolkien in relaxed mode reflecting on his life as never before.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
During the Blitz in WWII, an impoverished aristocrat Jock Broughton and his much younger wife Diana escape London by moving to Kenya where they join The Happy Valley Set who are other British expats who already live there. The ones already there are a right bunch of wife-swappers, with one hilarious early scene where a woman who's having a bath in a room full of couples can't find one of the other husbands willing to service her. "Doesn't anyone want to roger me?" She asks. They all discuss her merits until one poor soul says, "I expect it'll have to be me" and they all laugh.
These people are all upper-class British toffs and while that might put you off the film, murder and mayhem are just round the corner due to Diana taking a shine to Josslyn Hay (Charles Dance, who was back then the most handsome man in the world), an Army officer who for some reason is stationed there. Josslyn Hay ends up shot dead and the cuckolded husband is the prime suspect. There's a court case.
This film is chock-full of some of my favourite actors of the era and they are all on top form. Joss Ackland stars as 'Jock' Broughton with the phenomenally talented Greta Scacchi as his wife, Diana. We've also got UK film royalty like John Hurt, Sarah Miles, Ray McAnally, Charles Dance, Hugh Grant, even Trevor Howard. And, of course, the biggest star of all, Rab C. Nesbitt himself, Gregor Fisher.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
This is a fancast of '80s Version of Avengers: Endgame. What if '80s Version of The Avengers: Endgame released in 1989?
This movies would be take place in the year of 1993 (Five Years Ago after the Snap).
Supporting Cast and Minor Cast of The Avengers:
Carl Weathers as James Rhodes/War Machine
Michael Douglas as Hank Pym/Ant-Man
Jeff Goldblum as Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange
Denzel Washington as T'Challa/Black Panther
Michelle Pfeifer as Carol Danvers/Ms. Marvel
Michael J. Fox as Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Sigourney Weaver as Nebula
Jennifer Beals as Gamora
Kathleen Turner as Jane van Dyne/Wasp
Eddie Murphy as Sam Wilson/Falcon
Judd Nelson as Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Nicolas Cage as Loki
Alfie Woodard as Okoye
Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa as Wong
Cher as Mantis
Linda Hamilton as Valkyrie
Raquel Welch as Frigga - Thor's Mother
Joss Ackland as Odin
Nastassja Kinski as Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch
Keifer Sutherland as Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver
Brent Spiner as Vision
Jesse The Body Ventura as Drax
Robin Givens as Shuri - T'Challa's Younger Sister
Robert Reed as Howard Stark - Tony's Father
Danica McKellar as Hope Pym - Hank and Jane's Daughter
Robert Duvall as General Thunderbolt Ross
Demi Moore as Agent Maria Hill
Meryl Streep as Ancient One
Vincent D'Onofrio as Happy Hogan
Ally Sheedy as Agent Peggy Carter
Alexandra Paul as Jane Foster
Elizabeth Perkins as Aunt May Parker
Kevin Peter Hall as Korg (Keith David Voice of Krog)
Madge Sinclair as Ramonda - T'Challa's Mother
Elias Koteas as Kraglin
Tommy "Tiny" Lister Jr. as M'Baku
Geena Davis as Laura Barton - Clint's Wife
Lisa Bonet as Michelle "M.J." Jones - Peter's Love Interest
Jimmy Smits as Agent Jasper Sitwell - SHIELD Agent
Lorenzo Lamas as Brock Rumlow/Crossbones
Sho Kosugi as Akihiko
Matthias Hues as Ebony Maw (Julian Sands as voice of Ebony Maw)
Alan Rickman as Edwin Jarvis
Lynn Whitfield as Nakia
Glen Eaton as Ned Leeds - Peter's Best Friend
Ron Perlman as Thanos
Matthew Broderick as Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Tom Berenger as Col. Nick Fury (Caucasian)
Richard Kiel as Groot
Warwick Davis as Rocket Racoon (Danny Devito as the voice of Rocket Racoon)
Brooke Shields as Pepper Potts
Nick Nolte as Yondu
Tommy Lee Jones as Alexander Pierce
Main Cast of The Avengers:
Cary Elwes as Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Molly Ringwald as Natasha Romanova/Black Widow
Kurt Russell as Bruce Banner (Lou Ferrigno as Hulk's body)
Dolph Lundgren as Thor
Charlie Sheen as Steve Rogers
... keep reading on reddit β‘The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Heβs the new temp.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
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