Josh Saviano Puns

***SPOILERS BELOW ABOUT BIP7 COUPLES AND POTENTIAL ENGAGEMENTS***

(will update as we learn more information)

KEY:

got ENGAGED on the show (in bold)

split up the final week or after the show (strikethrough)

still together, in a relationship, engaged or married (italicized)

SEASON 1:

Lacy Faddoul & Marcus Grodd - ENGAGED, "married" in 2015, split up in 2016

Michelle Money & Cody Sattler - left in a relationship, no longer together

Sarah Herron & Robert Graham - split up on the show

AshLee Frazier & Graham Bunn - split up on the show

Christy Hansen & Tasos Hernandez - split up on the show

Jackie Parr & Zack Kalter - split up on the show

SEASON 2:

Jade Roper & Tanner Tolbert - ENGAGED, married in 2016

Samantha Steffen & Nick Petersen - left in a relationship, no longer together

Cassandra Ferguson & Justin Reich - left in a relationship, no longer together

Tenley Molzahn & Joshua Albers - split up on the show

Carly Waddell & Kirk DeWindt - split up on the show

Ashley Iaconetti & Jared Haibon - split up on the show, later got engaged in 2018, married in 2019

SEASON 3:

Carly Waddell & Evan Bass - ENGAGED, married in 2017, divorced in 2020

Amanda Stanton & Josh Murray - ENGAGED, no longer together

Lace Morris & Grant Kemp - ENGAGED, no longer together

Jennifer Saviano & Nick Viall - split up on the show

Ashley Iaconetti & Wells Adams - split up on the show

SEASON 4:

Taylor Nolan & Derek Peth - ENGAGED (on After Paradise), no longer together

Raven Gates & Adam Gottschalk - left in a relationship, engaged in 2019, married in 2021

Lacey Mark & Daniel Maguire - left in a relationship, no longer together

Amanda Stanton & Robby Hayes - split up on the show

Danielle Lombard & Dean Unglert - split up on the show

Christen Whitney & Jack Stone - split up on the show

Jasmine Goode & Jonathan Treece - split up on the show

Dominique Alexis & Diggy Moreland - split up on the show

SEASON 5:

Krystal Nielson & Chris Randone - ENGAGED, married in 2019, separated in 2020

Jenna Cooper & Jordan Kimball - ENGAGED, no longer together

~~Kendall Long & Joe Amabile - split

• ARIES: Ben Higgins (23 Mar 89), Alexis Waters (24 Mar 93), Madison Prewett (25 Mar 96), Katie Morton (26 Mar 92), Olivia Caridi (29 Mar 92), Sydney Hightower (31 Mar 95), Sarah Trott (1 Apr 96), Kristin Hopkins (2 Apr 93), Andi Dorfman (3 Apr 87), Becca Kuffrin (3 Apr 90), James Bonsall (3 Apr 90), Kelsey Weier (3 Apr 91), Desiree Hartsock (8 Apr 86), Luke Parker (8 Apr 94), Serena Chew (8 Apr 96), Amanda Stanton (9 Apr 90), Spencer Robertson (9 Apr 90), Joe Amabile (12 Apr 86), Ashley Hebert (14 Apr 85), Natasha Parker (15 Apr 88), Mari Pepin (16 Apr 96), Dean Unglert (17 Apr 91), Adam Gottschalk (19 Apr 90)
• TAURUS: Rachel Lindsay (21 Apr 85), Charlie O’Connell (21 Apr 75), Aaron Buerge (22 Apr 74), Blake Horstmann (22 Apr 89), Hannah Ann Sluss (25 Apr 96), Cassie Randolph (27 Apr 95), Nick Spetsas (27 Apr 91), Magi Tareke (28 Apr 88), Catherine Giudici (29 Apr 86), Grant Eckel (1 May 88), Tanner Tolbert (2 May 87), Bob Guiney (8 May 71), Wells Adams (16 May 84), Michael Allio (18 May 84), Shawn Booth (18 May 87), Kit Keenan (20 May 99)
• GEMINI: Onyeka Ehie (24 May 94), Anna Redman (28 May 96), Deandra Kanu (29 May 96), Kenny Braasch (2 Jun 81), Maurissa Gunn (2 Jun 96), Michelle Young (3 Jun 93), Lucas Yancey (4 Jun 86), Lexi Buchanan (4 Jun 93), Greg Grippo (5 Jun 93), Whitney Fransway (6 Jun 91), Lorenzo Borghese (9 Jun 72), Jenna Cooper (9 Jun 89), Justin Glaze (13 Jun 94), Caelynn Miller-Keyes (15 Jun 95), Dylan Barbour (16 Jun 94), Tammy Ly (17 Jun 95), Hunter Montgomery (18 Jun 86), Thomas Jacobs (18 Jun 92), Kaitlyn Bristowe (19 Jun 85)
• CANCER: Whitney Bischoff (24 Jun 85), Byron Velvick (24 Jun 64), Bennett Jordan (30 Jun 84), Clay Harbor (2 Jul 87), Sydney Lotuaco (2 Jul 92), Jason Mesnick (5 Jul 76), Courtney Robertson (5 Jul 83), Lauren Maddox (8 Jul 91), Andrew Firestone (10 Jul 75), Taylor Nolan (10 Jul 93), Kiarra Norman (15 Jul 96), Matt Grant (17 Jul 80), Kenny Layne (22 Jul 81)
• LEO: Jen Schefft (23 Jul 76), Jef Holm (23 Jul 84), Raven Gates (23 Jul 91), Chasen Nick (25 Jul 89), Chris Harrison (26 Jul 71), Jordan Chapman (31 Jul 94), Sarah Cofflin (31 Jul 95), Alex Bordyukov (1 Aug 87), Peter Weber (4 Aug 91), Juan Pablo Galavis (5 Aug 81), Dustin Kendrick (5 Aug 88), Ben Smith (7 Aug 90), Connor Obrachta (7 Aug 92), Alayah Benavidez (7 Aug 95), Blake Moynes (9 Aug 90), Chad Johnson (11 Aug 87), Tia Booth (11 Aug 91), Pieper James (11 Aug 97), Josh Murray (12 Aug 84), Christian Estrada (13 Aug 89), Leo Dottavi

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.