Jorge Donn Puns

Soy de una generación que no vio a este bailarin, lo conoci por mis padres y no puedo apreciarlo de la misma forma que ellos.

Puedo reconocer que el tipo tiene una resistencia impresionante y buen timing para seguir el ritmo, lo cual muestra que era buen bailarin.

Pero por otro lado no entiendo lo que les emociona tanto a los demás, yo lo que veo es a un chabon con esos maquillajes de la epoca que quedabas super raro uncanny valley como Michael Jackson visto de cerca o similar, con un cuerpo que causa morbo: Demasiado flaco, demasiado huesudo (0% grasa el chabon, aunque no se a qué nivel), bueno para el estudio de anatomía y movimiento, con el pecho bronceado, un poco incómodo de ver.

Gente que lo vivio o estuvo ahí, o entiende que sucede.

¿Qué tiene de especial?, ¿Por qué les emocionaba tanto? ¿Era porque era argentino? ¿Qué tiene?

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5CFJlzlGKM

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Jueves 18

VIII Muestra de cine independiente del centro
Centro Cultural Leonardo Favio – Río Cuarto
Del jueves 18 al domingo 21 .

A las 18.30. Cine peatonal, ciclo Directoras: El piano (de Jane Campion, 1993, Nueva Zelanda)
Espacio Cultural Museo de las Mujeres – Rivera Indarte 55
Entrada gratuita. Sin inscripción previa. Por orden de llegada, capacidad 30 personas.

A las 18.30. Mesa redonda ¿Hablamos de negros en los museos?
Museo Histórico Provincial Marqués de Sobremonte– Rosario de Santa Fe 218
Cupo: 40 personas (acceso gratuito por orden de llegada hasta completar el aforo).

A las 19. Presentación del libro Va a ser Afuera de Pablo Carrizo
Centro Cultural Córdoba – Av. Poeta Lugones 401
Entrada libre y gratuita.

A las 20. Small Jazz Band
Teatro del Libertador General San Martín – Av. Vélez Sarsfield 365
Entradas desde 1000 pesos a través del sistema autoentrada.com y en la boletería del teatro (de martes a sábados de 9 a 20, teléfono 414-3412).

Viernes 19

A las 8. Vibrando planta: adentrándonos al circuito de la luz. Jornada intensiva de etnobotánica
Museo Alpa Corral
Entrada: 600 pesos (no excluyente).

A las 17. Recorrido presencial por la muestra Resumen de un sueño
Espacio Cultural Museo de las Mujeres – Rivera Indarte 55
Entrada libre y gratuita hasta completar el aforo.

A las 20. Teatro: Del Misisipi a Bahía
Centro Cultural Córdoba – Av. Poeta Lugones 401
Entrada general 700 pesos únicamente a través del sitio autoentrada.com

A las 20.30. 89° aniversario del Coro Delfino Quirici
Teatro Municipal de Río Cuarto
Entrada gratuita; se retiran por la boletería del Teatro Municipal de Río Cuarto (Constitución 945, teléfono: 0358 4671204).

A las 21. Alejandro Manzoni Trío y El Proyecto de Pablo Baggini
Centro Cultural Leonardo Favio – Río Cuarto
Entrada libre y gratuita.

A las 21. Cultura en el Patio: Pachi Herrera presenta Al viento
Pachi Herrera presenta su nuevo disco Al Viento con la premisa de aportar y contribuir a este tiempo con un testimonio musical. Acompañado por Jorge Peralta, Álvaro Murúa, Alejandro Paredes, Sergio Tolaba y Edgardo Castillo, Pachi Herrera interpreta las canciones de este disco que refleja las vivencias que fueron dando los diversos caminos transitados con la música, convirtiendo anécdotas en canciones.
Se puede seguir en Youtube CulturaCBA.

**A las 21.30. Teatro: Do

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

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You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Jorge Soler hit prodigious HRs on his way to a World Championship and Series MVP, a pretty cool story for a player who posted a net-negative bWAR for the season between the Royals and Braves.

Here are World Series MVPs by regular season bWAR: