Jamis Bicycles Puns

Jamis Renegade stolen last night or this morning. Pannier wasn’t on it. Appreciate anyone keeping their eyes out for it.

https://imgur.com/a/z5F86k9

Hello, I was recently just searching for a bike and came across this shop Adventure Cycles/RB Inc/Jamis Bicycle at 153 Bridgeland Ave Unit 10 ( www.rbinc-sports.com ). I also saw an ad on Kijiji saying they're going to have a final sale on Thursday and Friday, July 16th and July 17th, from 10 am to 6 pm ( https://www.kijiji.ca/v-road-bike/city-of-toronto/jamis-bicycles-store-closing-final-sale/1502944451 ).

I read a lot of horrible reviews and troubles people had on google maps but there were also some positive reviews here and there as well. Is this bike shop trustworthy? Because there were a lot of comments relating to horrible service and problems with the pricing. I'd like to know if it's worth my time to go to the shop and purchase a bike as I don't want to waste my time going there only to expect rude attitude from the owner...

Thanks.

The CDM Bianchi has no eyelets and the rear forks are super skinny. Would 10kg of equipment on the rear rack with clamps risk damage to the bicycle? I've heard it is possible to convert road bikes into tourers without eyelets but my bike looks super skinny. https://images.app.goo.gl/NXfPr4FBDPDV7vCa9 Considering buying a Jamis Aura if not

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First complete illustrated book of all 676 internationally important ship models published (Riverside Museum)

Glasgow is renowned throughout the world as a centre for shipbuilding, this reputation is reflected in the city’s internationally significant collection of ship models, which are cared for by Glasgow Museums. A new book Glasgow Museums: The Ship...

Treasured shoe added to Athenia display on 80th anniversary of the sinking (Riverside Museum)

Eighty years ago the SS Athenia was outbound from Glasgow, Liverpool and Belfast to Montreal, Canada

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Recently my cousin say his crush got stolen by cute 18 year old guy from tiktok (Kinda bulky and he have a sixpack) and he claim, he and his bunch of friend could beat the 18 year old body builder. could actually he?

Both side bloodlusted

Win con : death

Morall off

Battle take place on Philippines Manila Streets

(Note : All the name here was just my imagination not my cousin and his friend real name, but the height, weight and feats was actually real)

And let's get ready for the rumble

The 13 year old squad :

Steven Bio :

Height : 5'6 ft

Weight : Around 53-55 Kg

Best feats : Can Run Around 15 Mph, Win running competition at 9 year old

Darmin Bio :

Height : 6'2 ft

Weight : Around 65-73+ Kg

Best feats : Got hit by bicycle and completely fine, Casually got abused by his dad and not crying, Completely fine after falling from stair (not hitting his head ofc)

Jamie Bio :

Height : 5'8 ft

Weight : Around 60+ Kg

Best Feats : Can do basic algebra since 4 year old, and create a game in 7 year old (I'm not lying he really do that) casually play good on football

Jaden :

Height : 5'9 ft

Weight : Around 65-70+ kg

Best Feats : Good at boxing, Twisting 40 kg power twister

Evan :

Height : 6 ft

Weight : Around 65-70+ kg

Best Feats : Work in some wooden factory with his mom, i assume he capable lift 10 kg wood

And Now We Have The 18 Year Old

Rade :

Height : 6'7 ft

Weight : Around 75-80+ kg

Best Feats : I don't know his actual feats but we can assume he lift a heavy barbell, and I hear he was black belt in taekwondo, and maybe he have some skill on judo

Who you think would win?

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Since it's almost New Years I wanted to ask you all what are your guys favorite releases from this year? Comment Below!!!

I'll Start... (Multi Incoming) *LONG LIST AHEAD*

1. Killing Me - Chung Ha
2. Universe (Let's Play Ball) - NCT U
3. Winter Falls - STRAY KIDS
4. Pirate - EVERGLOW
5. Christmas EveL - STRAY KIDS
6. Peaches - Kai
7. Moonlight - TWICE
8. Scientist + R3HAB Remix - TWICE
9. Dun Dun Dance - Oh My Girl
10. XOXO - SOMI
11. Bad Boy (PREP Remix) - Red Velvet
12. Love On The Floor - NCT 127
13. Favorite - NCT 127
14. Hey Tayo - Enhypen x Tayo
15. Rollercoaster - DKB
16. Bicycle - Chung Ha
17. Tamed-Dashed - Enhypen
18. Drive - Bang Chan & Lee Know (Stray Kids)
19. One - Astro
20. Cold-Blooded - Jessi
21. Next Level (Habstrakt Remix) - Aespa
22. Count On Me - Jay B (Prod. Groovy Room)
23. Lucid Dream - Aespa
24. Swipe - ITZY
25. Twenty - ITZY
26. The Feels - TWICE
27. Savage - Aespa
28. Loco (English Ver) - ITZY
29. Money - Lisa
30. Lalisa - Lisa
31. Loco - ITZY
32. Sticker - NCT 127
33. Ping Pong - HyunA & Dawn
34. BEcause - Dreamcatcher
35. Stereotype - STAYC
36. Deja Vu - ATEEZ
37. Black Mirror - ONEUS
38. Zombie - PURPLE KISS
39. Gas Pedal - CRAVITY
40. You Can't Sit With Us - SUNMI
41. LO$ER=LO♡ER - TXT
42. Second - HYO (Ft. BIBI)
43. Ready To Love - SEVENTEEN
44. Queendom - Red Velvet
45. Sufrin - STRAY KIDS
46. Domino - STRAY KIDS
47. The View - STRAY KIDS
48. Thunderous - STRY KIDS
49. Paint Me Naked - TEN
50. Low Low - TEN & YANGYANG (WayV)
51. Close - AB6IX
52. Holiday Party - Weeekly
53. Dumb Dumb - SOMI
54. We Go - fromis_9
55. Gambler - MONSTA X
56. Permission To Dance - BTS
57. Mafia In The Morning - ITZY
58. Frost - TXT
59. Magic - TXT
60. No Rules - TXT
61. Ice Cream - TXT
62. Pandora - BamBam
63. Love The Way - Yugyoem (Ft. Jay Park & Punchnello)
64. Must - 2pm
65. 13IVI - BM
66. First Time - TWICE
67. 0X1=LOVESONG (I Know I Love You) - TXT (Ft. Seori)
68. Dance On My Own - Loona
69. Life Is Still Going On - NCT Dream
70. Xtra - AleXa (with BM)
71. Save - NCT 127 X Amobea Culture
72. Gimme Gimme - NCT 127
73. Bye Bye Bye - WEi
74. What I Said - Viction
75. 365&7 - pH-1 (Ft. Jamie)
76. Good Time - WayV
77. Hello Future - NCT Dream
78. PTT (Paint The Town) - Loona
79. Broken - BM
80. Alcohol-Free - TWICE
81. All Your Fault - Yugyeom (Ft. Gray)
82. DNA Remix - Jay Park
83. riBBon - BamBam
84. I Want U Around - Yugyeom (Ft. DeVita)
85. Kidding Me - ITZY
86. Don't Fight The Feeling - EXO
87. Magnetic

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Hello there!

This year, I'm doing a themed bingo square with trans or nonbinary characters in every book. As such, I've spent a lot of time (too much time) compiling books that fit for each square. I had originally intended to post this list after finishing my board with a write-up, but seeing as we are past halfway through the bingo year and I'm on track to finish pretty late, I’ve decided to put this up early so it can hopefully actually be helpful for people still looking to fill their boards.

Books are listed under each category they fit, but I didn’t always check for some of the harder ones (eg. first person, forest setting) if they fit something obvious (eg. published in 2021, cat squasher). Books are sourced from the recommendations thread, the focus thread, the queersff database, readsrainbow, various Goodreads lists, and various threads in other subreddits. Also, disclaimer, I haven't read all these, so categorizations may be inaccurate. Please let me know if you notice that this is the case, or if there are any books I should add or remove!

Without further ado, here's my list of 250+ books that qualify for the trans/NB character square plus at least one other square:

Five Short Stories

Behind the Sun, Above the Moon edited by Brooklyn Ray

Diana Comet and Other Improbable Stories by Sandra McDonald

Everyone on the Moon is Essential Personnel by Julian K Jarboe

Glitter + Ashes: Queer Tales of a World That Wouldn’t Die edited by Dave Ring

Homesick: Stories by Nino Cipri

Love After the End: An Anthology of Two-Spirit and Indigiqueer Speculative Fiction edited by Joshua Whitehead

Love: Beyond Body, Space, and Time edited by Hope Nicholson

Maiden, Mother, and Crone: Fantastical Trans Femmes edited by Gwen Benaway

Meanwhile, Elsewhere edited by Cat Fitzpatrick and Casey Plett

No Man of Woman Born by Ana Mardoll

Portland Diary: Short Stories 2016/2017 by Jamie Berrout

The Other Side: An Anthology of Queer Paranormal Romance edited by Melanie Gillman and Kori Michele Handwerker

Trans-Galactic Bike Ride: Feminist Bicycle Science Fiction Stories of Transgender and Nonbinary Adventurers ed. by Ly

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.