What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and Elon Musk?

They have different names.

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📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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Why did Jamie Oliver become a cook?

He has four ingredients hidden in his name.

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👤︎ u/dexaler
📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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So I tried to make one of Jamie Oliver's 30 minute meals.

But I ran out of thyme.

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📅︎ Nov 29 2013
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Wife blindly follows a recipe

Me: "What on earth is that crazy concoction that you're cooking up?"

Wife: "It's a Jamie Oliver recipe. I'm just following it."

Me: "If Jamie Oliver gave you a recipe to jump off a bridge, would you follow it?"

Wife: "Yeah, probably."

Me: "He should name it Jamie's seafood pancakes".

Groaning ensued.

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👤︎ u/ign1fy
📅︎ Jun 01 2016
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Mum just got dadjoked at dinner

Dad: "Is this your recipe?" Mum: "No it's Jamie Oliver" Dad: "Where!?"

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📅︎ Aug 20 2014
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Olive Garden

At dinner before senior prom (not recent) my girlfriend and her friends and I were all talking about how excited were to eat because of how little food we had had earlier that day. I said that I only had two hotdogs, and one of her friends said that she only had some leftovers, to which my girlfriend replied, "Yeah, I only had half my Olive Garden... So like a lot of olives." I lost my shit.

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📅︎ Jun 27 2015
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