Beeeeeees!!!
Wife: one of the bees died. Me: must have been John F Kennebee. Probably taken down by Bee Harvey Oswald. He'll probably be taken down by Jack Rubee soon though. Wife: you need to post this somewhere
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk!
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
Dadbrother
Introducing uncle jokes! Anything about an uncle, having a joke.
For example, capitilization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
This is not official but i wanted to see what r/dadjokes would make of it, if you have any uncle jokes, please comment them and maybe post them on this sub.
Edit: just realized theres a real sub fro this but this is r/dadjokes version of it i guess.
