After Jack planted the magic beans, his mother hated how her beautiful cottage was now overshadowed by a huge, green, tendril-covered trunk. However, over time, she eventually came to love the mystical plant.

This is known as β€œstalk-home syndrome”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moorda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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3 Muslim women walk into Hungry Jacks

One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.

A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:

"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kie723
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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