Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?
Because they think every check is check mate
I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices
He said, "It's a piece of cake!"
Why is it hard to break into Scotland?
Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?
According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.
It’s a mail dominated industry.
First tattoo i ever did, it was pretty “hard” wink wink
Why is it so hard being a fish?
They are under pressure their whole life
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
Sometimes it’s hard to lego
My dog pooped on the deck yesterday and now it's all hard.
I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
How hard is it to track down a bread thief?
Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?
Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
because they take everything literally.
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
Why is it so hard to get a date with a girl who likes horses?
Because she is already in a stable relationship...
My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
Son: There's no salt on this. Mom: Well, it's hard to see salt.
Dad: But can you table salt?
Mom: I don't know, let's discuss that next time.
Edit: To be honest I'm a little salty about the bland reaction this dad/mom joke got :)
Its hard as a rock being a dad.
Always taken for granite.
Sorry for tye bad crop its hard to edit on phone for me.
Why was it so hard to go to church in England after WWII?
People who make dairy puns have it really hard.
They are, after all, a margarine-alized community.
I laughed it little too hard
It isn't hard to define it.
How difficult is it to define the word "crumb"?
It's a piece of cake.
Why is it hard to wake up in Athens?
This might be hard to get, but a Man walks into a tavern and..ahh forget it.
My dad made another dad joke but this time it was die hard 5 instead of die hard 4.
You may have seen my other post a couple weeks back about die hard 4 and it got really popular and now my dad has made another joke and I want to prove to him that this was a bad one.
When the Russian guy was pushed off the building by mcclaines son and sliced by the helicopter, my dad said, “he got choppered.” Am I wrong or was this one a bad one?
Anybody else find it hard to resist saying “fish dicks” when cooking your kids fish sticks?
Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
It really comes back to hit you hard!
Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?
Man I worked hard on this for my first post, it has LAYERS
It's hard to talk my kids about sex
It's a pretty touchy subject
Damn I heard about this one cult, but it’s really hard to get into
I guess you could say it’s pretty diffi-cult.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They take everything literally.
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs
They always take things literally
It is really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
It’s hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
its hard to talk to kleptomaniacs because they take things... literally
It is hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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