The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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What animal can connect to the internet?

Lynx

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📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Tee hee
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📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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Had to laugh when I saw this cleverly named WiFi network
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📅︎ Aug 06 2017
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Here's one in spanish

UNO.

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👤︎ u/hormonella
📅︎ Feb 19 2017
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Kid: "Dad! Who's our internet service provider?"

Dad: "I am."

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📅︎ Dec 22 2015
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The airlines need to upgrade their wifi.

They've got some serious jetlag.

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📅︎ Nov 27 2016
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What are the symptoms of a compulsive liar?

I don't have connection to the internet so I can't check.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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Dad joked my own dad with this one.

I was downloading a few things on the XBox one day, and my dad started mildly complaining about how I was slowing down his internet connection. Generally I'm not funny enough to come up with on the spot jokes, but "First come, first server." is the exception to that. Bonus: I was talking about dreams with my parents one morning and I mentioned that I had recently had a dream where dad died. Dad instantly deadpanned with "One day, all your dreams will come true."

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📅︎ Oct 17 2015
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I renamed the router

I installed a new router at our home and of course it is only prudent to rename the SSID to something other than the default. I named it "BasicallyASeriesOfTubes".

Which, when I explained it to the family, I showed them an iPad connected to

>The Internet, which is BasicallyASeriesOfTubes.

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📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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Just got dadjoked by a program.

You know those artificial pen pals?

Well I got dadjoked by one.

Transcription:

Program: A very nice friend.

Me: I too feel like we have a connection.

Program: An internet connection!

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Talking to my dad about ALOHA-NET

I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.

When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.

Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:

"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?

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Dadjoked my sister

She: "Gosh,s3rh0, my internet connection gets cut the whole time!"

Me: "I guess our ISP took a vacation in Connecticut"

Cue groans.

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👤︎ u/S3RH055
📅︎ Apr 15 2014
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The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi

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📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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I had terrible internet connection on my farm till I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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I was having trouble with my internet connection , so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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