My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.
Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle
Chances are, you'll hear some cross words
My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...
That took a lot of balls.
I can almost guarantee it was intentional.
Intentional or not, I suggest it belongs here.
In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean
I was talking to my friend and he asked me, “As a young boy was your mom strict with you?” I told him, “To be honest,...
“...my mother was never a young boy.”
Camping can be pretty intents
I don’t think it was intentional
Hope it was intentional...
Ever had sex while camping?
i have a pee every morning at 7
problem is i don't wake up until 7:15
Did you hear about the Mt. Everest expedition that got snowed in?
They said their nights were intents....
When I told my friend about my intention to stop drinking, he said “that’s the spirit!”
Had my first camping experience last week
Did you hear about the circus fire?
The French translation of this brand is an intentional English pun
Yesterday I witnesseded a very odd behaviour of a shark, it just swam beside other fish without any intention to harm it
I think it followed ocean's ethical cod.
Physical dad jokes
- Pretending to pick fleas out of my kids hair and then eating them.
- Waving back at people who clearly aren't waving at me.
- Intentionally missing a high five.
- Pressing the car horn when I'm in the passenger seat and the teenager is driving slowly past other people.
- Answering "Yes dear" in a falsetto voice when one of the kids yells for mum.
What else have you got?
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.
My pregnant wife was intentionally irritating me while I was taking a shower...
I said, "Can I please just shower in peace?"
She replied, "I have a bag in the freezer if you want some."
I stonefaced her but it brought a tear to me eye, she's gonna be such a good dad. ^(Explanation ^since ^I ^know ^someone ^will ^ask: ^peace ^sounds ^like ^peas)
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I just did a somersault.
It wasn't intentional, but I rolled with it.
I see what you did there, fb algorithm.
My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable are your averages.
The N’s justify the means.
Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.
They'd be the powerhouse of the cell.
I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
Front page of today's Toronto Star. Not sure if intentional...
I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling “What the duck”
They were angry that I used fowl language
Why does it feel so good to screw on a camping trip?
This wasn't even intentional
Me and my friends are sitting around the TV and listening listening to you get what you give by the Maine.
My one friend points to me and my other buddy, jim, and asks "didn't U2 do a cover of this?"
To which I reply "no I've never sang with Jim"
Is that intentional?
This happened today while cooking cookies, it got a bit hectic and things got misplaced.
"Why is there a knife in the fridge?"
"For cold cuts."
Must have been really board standing all day.
did you know that camping is intents
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle.
Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle.
You may hear some crosswords.
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