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I'm a year post-divorce and back into an otherwise incredible relationship. My ex-husband and I are on good terms. We got married young and become two very different people. We went through a very dark time, got a divorce and since then have been far more cordial and friendly than we were in the last years of our marriage. But, due to some personal issues, my ex-husband and I almost never had sex. We were married for 9 years and together for 11 and I would say that within the last six years it was, at best, semi-annually. It destroyed my self-esteem.
So, we divorce, I work on me. I go on a few dates and it was pretty rotten. Then I reconnect with an old friend, rather platonically, as I wanted to send my condolences as I found out his wife had passed a while ago. We meet for coffee, we have an attraction and it just goes from there.
My BF is, sexually speaking, the polar opposite of my ex. My ex could only do it under very specific circumstances and had specific requirements. My BF has no such requirements. And things that should be a turn-off seem to be the opposite. I come home from the gym and reek? He's into it. I'm just out of the shower? He's into it. I'm washing dishes? He's into it. I'm wearing crappy leggings and a housecoat? Apparently that's just lingerie with more layers. Haven't shaved my pits/legs in a couple of days? Well, apparently that's hot, too. He will ask for sex many times a day. 2 or 3 times a day he'll make a move. If I say no, he backs off and doesn't push, but I also sometimes just do it to make him happy. I'm not against it and it's nice to have someone who is so sexually attracted, it's a huge ego boost for sure. I mentioned it to my therapist and she said she was "concerned."
On one hand, I'm not used to someone with a high sex drive. He's very different than my ex - my ex had very low levels of energy in general where as my current BF has boundless energy. He runs even in the freezing cold, he is always doing something, learning something or thinking about ways to improve something. He exercises regularly and his "down time" is reading or studying. It could just be a difference in energy levels, but if my BF had his way, we'd have sex 15 or 16 times a wee
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Recently my wife has become obsessed with "Dr. Fauci" roleplay sex. It started off as a joke, but it's gotten out of control. She's always screaming things like "vax me harder daddy Fauci!" and "boost all over me daddy Fauci!" during sex. It's to the point now where I can hear her downstairs in my gaming room from all the way upstairs in the master bedroom. Sometimes she even makes her boyfriend wear a white lab coat. The constant ruckus is very distracting and makes it very difficult for me to play rune scape in peace. What should I do?
My taste skews adult and transgressive so I’ve ran of recommendations for a 12 year old girl. Also, she’s French and English is her second language, so while her language is improving, she’s not quite at native level.
He stared at his hand then and slowly brought it up to his mouth
F, 5’3”, 130lb.
I’ve started lifting weights over the past two weeks, following the Brett Contreras Strong Curves beginners program that I often see mentioned here. Other than that I am mostly sedentary, averaging 7500 steps a day.
I’m at a healthy BMI but I’ve got an apple shaped body. My fat is disproportionately around my middle and upper arms, with skinny legs, no boobs, and no bum. My goal is body recomposition, to have more muscular thighs and bum, flatter tummy, and to have a healthy relationship with food.
I’ve noticed that since I began lifting I’ve been insatiably hungry. I’m eating a balanced diet with plenty of protein, carbs, veggies, & healthy fats.
A typical meal for me would be something like chicken, rice and veggies with tahini sauce, and I snack on things like apples and peanut butter and string cheese.
However, since starting to lift, I’ve been constantly ravenous and I’ve been eating around 2500 a day, which is a big surplus for my weight, height, muscle mass, and activity level.
I’m interested to hear about others’ experiences with this.
Did it even out over time? Do I need to restrict my eating somewhat? Is there anything else I can do to support healthy eating while I’m working on developing strength?
ETA this sub is the BEST, thank you all so much for sharing your experience and advice!
I’ve been doing IF for about 9 months now and the results have been life changing. I actually didn’t weigh in before I started (I’d gained so much weight that the scale was embarrassing) but know that I’ve lost about 50 pounds.
I’m still about 10-15 pounds away from my goal weight and I’ve plateaued. I know why but am posting to look for some strategies on getting over the hump.
I’ve fallen into a pattern where when I hit my eating window, I gorge and not in a healthy way. Slather butter on bread, cram it in. Have a meal already prepped? Slam it down, find something else in the cupboards and jam it in as well.
I know some of my initial motivation and drive is gone - I look and feel 1000x better. At the same time I started IF, I got really active - I biked a 100 mile bike ride in July and ran a marathon in December and have just signed up to run a 50km run in April. People tell me all the time how healthy I look and I’ve had to replace parts of my wardrobe. It’s amazing.
And I’m not gaining weight - I’ve truly plateaued. I still weigh in regularly and there is minor fluctuation of a few pounds up and down but in general, I’ve hit “a weight”.
So, I’m looking for some thoughts on getting though the last 10-15 pounds. And then I can plateau!
I’d say I’m not looking for tricks but if you have anything, let me know!
But if there is a cure for it, in the words of Diana Ross “I don’t want it”. So this is my first time microdosing and it’s like my ears have had a good clean out and I’m enjoying music more than I have done in years! I’m wondering wether anyone else has any experiences of picking up new hobbies or interests after microdosing, or revisiting old ones? And wether anyone can recommend any 70’s funk. Thankyou!
I'm getting closer to six months sober, and still find myself exhausted if I'm not getting 10-11 hours of sleep a night. If I try to go to bed at a normal hour, I am totally out of it the next day. Is this normal? Anyone have a similar experience?
No matter how much fat or protein I consume i can’t get full!! Anybody know why?? I’m gaining so much weight 😢 I eat only real Whole Foods. Mostly meat and eggs. I do not eat carbs or refined sugar. So I don’t understand why so hungry. I’ve checked my thyroid.
I have an insatiable Kevin Brittingham fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Kevin Brittingham.
I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual 'toys,' including several custom, unregistered form 1 silencer dildos and a balding Kevin-shaped real doll with a tramp stamp that reads "Take My Bepsi Challenge" in Chinese characters. I have had my face made love to by hundreds of balding, bearded, gen Xers, but not one of them could make me climax. Only Kevin is capable of giving me that release.
The wife and I are separated, and have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep. inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death.
The truth is, our marriage died nine years ago on the night I met the love of my life. While browsing Instagram I saw Kevin's inconsistent welds and became rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin would never, could never, pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible shallow girth and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration.
It has been nine years since that night. I have nothing now. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained 300 blackout shells and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of the honey badger. I spend my days printing out screenshots of his forum posts and crying. My only friends are the roaches.
So I've been trying to get a diagnosis for almost 12 months now and am finally approaching the appointment next month.
I am having a really hard time lately with motivation, even though I so desperately want to do things. Like I haven't gone to work in a month even though I can't afford food or hardly rent. I go to bed each night and plan out what I'm going to do the next day, and I'll go to sleep excited for it, but it's like my brain is being held hostage by the "fuck that" voice.
I know this is a common feeling amongst a lot of users here.
I've basically been trying to escape the feeling with green flower, which I know is just sending me further into the rut but I just can't for the life of me quit it.
I'm just hoping anyone here could offer some advice on dealing with the burning need to be doing productive things and simply not being able to?
I ordered mine on September 1st. I've been trying to be patient, but I don't even have a shipping label created. Is the 12-16 weeks supposed to be when the individual order is placed or when the preorder ended? Thanks in advanced.
I have never understood the need. Can anyone explain this?
Does anyone struggle to feel full even after eating full balanced meals?
I'm seeking beta readers for my manuscript and I'm open to swap.
This is a world where mind is an entity the demons would kill for.
Ever since her sister’s murder, Laurel Ember has become the queen of those monsters, stealing from the innocent and scheming in shadows.
Stumbling across her sister’s lost journals seems like a mere twist of fate until the words written inside lead her into an invisible chess game where a person struck to death every year.
Laurel can not-will not be a player. She has to live- and she has to win. For this, she must play a better game- her own. The game of strategy and intrigue. But she’ll need her own pack of misfits.
Neuro Milieu seems like a simple guy. He is popular and his mind is a blade, honed to sheer the words between the lines. He’s the guy for Laurel’s purposes. But like everyone else in her world, he has hidden depths.
Together, they might just be the right people to unlock the secrets… if their own secrets don’t kill them first.
Mostly I'm looking for honest feedback on the pacing, character development, and the worldbuilding of the story.
I currently have three songs I can think of that fit:
The World At Large - Modest Mouse
Brand New City - Mitski
Sail Away - The Long Faces
because of my lifestyle and childhood I relate a lot to these messages, and I'm looking to create a whole playlist of this type of thing but don't know where to start.
Any suggestions in any genre will be appreciated!
Edit: I've gone through every song that's been commented so far, ty all for the great suggestions :)
Well, it's been a week!!!
I wanted to thank everyone for their comments and support! I had a weekly session with my therapist and asked directly what was "concerning" and asked it straight off the bat. In short, the session went south almost immediately. She had no real reason why it was concerning but starting to say that it could be the sign of a personality disorder, past sexual trauma or even a brain tumor. I began to spin. The session didn't get very far. I was totally confused and so I called my family doctor. She had phone consults and I told her everything, including what the therapist had said and the doctor laughed. She said it was so unlikely to be anything and said things that were reassuring, a lot of what was said here. Basically, he's a healthy, vital 31 year old male who was in a sexless relationship for several years and is working out his additional sex interest. She said enjoy it and gave me a referral to a different therapist.
I called the new therapist almost right away, they were really responsive and we had a quick intro session. I explained why I was switching and she said it sounded like jealousy (on behalf of other therapist) but wouldn't explain further.
Over Xmas my BF and I had a very long, personal, detailed conversation about our future and in the New Year, we're going to jointly find a new place to live and move in together! His sexual advances haven't slowed, not one iota. I got my COVID booster and felt really punk and he was just so present. He laid with me and we watched A Christmas Story and he stroked my hair. I realize I was letting my last therapist dictate how I felt when the reality was right in front of me. I was being toxic and his sexual interest was the opposite of toxic.
We had Christmas with both families and my parents again told me how excited they were I was in a happy relationship and how great it was to have a nice, happy, person as my partner, particularly one who loves to eat and Christmas and enjoys family gatherings. All in all, I feel like a good and re-reading my last post makes me cringe. C'est la vie.
tl;dr therapist had no reason to say concerned. She tried to pass it off as a tumor. I had to switch therapists and get away from her as it was just go
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