Ingrain wallpaper Puns

[Edit: probably not my final advice, haha.]

Hey everyone. A month ago I created a post that seemed to have helped many of you. As time passed, some of you guys requested for another post, so here it is.

Most of the things I will be discussing here will be based on the assumption that you either have read my two previous posts or at least have a basic understanding on the law of assumption. This post would become a dissertation if I didn't state so otherwise and nobody wants to be reading something that long.

Further, the things I will be addressing shouldn't be a surprise to those who have read Neville Goddard or know of the law of assumption. So, why am I putting this on a shifting subreddit? Because most shifters don't take the advantage of LOA and I'm hoping that whoever is new to this would be cut from all the unnecessary details and just go straight into this. Also, these are not original thoughts. All of this is just knowledge I have gained via a lot of research from a multitude of platforms and sources. So I'm hoping to be your vessel of knowledge. I'm just circulating this so people become more aware.

Let's begin:

So, my previous post relied heavily on a method called SATS and it was generally targeted for beginners as many people believe that they need to do something in order to shift. It is difficult for most people to believe that they can just say they will wake up in a totally different world and it'll happen. I tried as much as possible to cut the BS but I still have received many DMs regarding people's concerns about SATS and how it doesn't suit them and all that jazz. Hence why I am writing this post to re-emphasise that all you need is yourself. You're probably thinking: "damn, not this stuff again." But seriously, once you understand what I mean, you'll be thankful.

Don't blame the river for showing your reflection, that's just what it does.

Let's initially start with this analogy. You go up to a river, look down and see yourself. "Darn, I don't like the river's face. Let me go punch it." so you do that, you punch the river. You think it's going to do something since you see ripples and splashes and it looks like the river's 'face' is distorting. Once you stop punching it, you see this river's 'face' as clear as day. Nothing changed. This applies to your 3D. Your reality is a direct reflection of your inner conversations, beliefs and thoughts. This means that as long as you hold undesirable beliefs about you not bein

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Intro

I hate bakery books. It’s not a secret. I’m vocal about it. Possibly obnoxiously so. But why? Why does it bother me so much? I like bread, I like pastries, and I like other baked goods. But I don’t like these books.

I’m talking primarily about bakers, but I’m also referring to those books with chefs (or wannabe chefs) and florists and whatever other generic, girl job you can think of.

It’s overdone.

It’s overdone. Dare I say... overbaked? (cue Paul Hollywood). A cursory search on goodreads brought me several lists of romance novels with the baking theme.

• Just Desserts Romances-Hero Or Heroine Is Chocolatier, Baker, Pastry Chef Or Has Dessert Related Career - 237 Books
• Frosting: Cupcakes in Romance Novels - 63 books
• 5 and 4 Star Romance Set in a Bakery or with baking - 30 books
• Bakers in Gay Romance - 41 books
• Bakery Food Based Romance Books - 50 books

Of course there is bound to be a fair bit of overlap in these lists. But the fact that the first list has 237 books alone is evidence of the extreme commonality of this profession for romance characters, who seem to be typically women. One list included 12 baking-themed titles— 8 of which were from 2021. Alexis Hall alone has sold 3 baking themed romances in the recent past. We may be in a baking boom but this trend existed in a pre-pandemic, GBBS-comfort-watching world.

It’s unimaginative and twee.

Not only is the trope overutilized-- and yes, its sheer commonality is enough to make it a trope in my mind-- it’s also unimaginative. Baking and cooking are hobbies, not personalities or character traits. Even as passions, they aren’t interests that should fully define a character. And yet, somehow, many authors (hundreds, apparently) think it’s adequate character development. Merely assigning the passion isn’t enough to create a rounded, realistic, or interesting character. In order for these interests to be a real and vital part of the character, they need to be a real and vital part of the story. As a re

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

free