Inflationism Puns

A list of puns related to "Inflationism"

I just farted on my wallet

Now I have gas money

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👤︎ u/Greemyth4115
📅︎ Dec 11 2021
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Why did 50 cent play at half time?

Because it’s after 2 quarters.

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👤︎ u/badjayplaness
📅︎ Feb 14 2022
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Why call it mouth to mouth resuscitation....

And not breath feeding ?

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 12 2021
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Every time I go back to the balloon store, the prices are higher than before

It must be inflation.

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👤︎ u/sourceshrek
📅︎ Nov 14 2021
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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas Money

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👤︎ u/airhogg
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why are baloons so expensive?

Inflation

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👤︎ u/fixkoalabeertje
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!

Inflation blows.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs

Today we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs!

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👤︎ u/beReal78
📅︎ Sep 22 2021
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Why does the price of balloons keep going up?

Inflation

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👤︎ u/tygerhavvk
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why do gas stations sell air?

Because they are "gas" stations.

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👤︎ u/isthisusernametakenr
📅︎ May 12 2018
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