18 Hilarious In the Running Puns

Why did the alcoholic rooster keep running around in circles?

It was chasing after a cocktail.

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📅︎ Mar 03 2021

Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?

A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.

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👤︎ u/ASimplyFantasticName

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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👤︎ u/sadchowmrade

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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(In honor of Father's Day) At the start of every day my Dad tells us he's going running, and then he doesn't.

It's a running joke.

Happy Father's Day to all Dads that make us laugh with their ridiculous jokes!

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👤︎ u/professorf

📅︎ Jun 21 2020

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My son went crazy running around the neighborhood breaking small twigs in everyone's yard one night...

I think he just snapped.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 16 2020

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True story. An emu escaped a farm in my area and was running around the suburbs..

Police tried to get it out of that area, but it was rather emuvable...

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👤︎ u/xJohnnyQuidx

📅︎ May 09 2020

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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Apr 18 2020

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Today I saw a bunch of horses running in circles so fast that they were destroying the field.

It was a torneighdo.

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👤︎ u/PrettyLilPixels

📅︎ Oct 14 2019

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What do you call a toddler running towards their mother with arms high up in the air?

A quick pick-me-up.

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👤︎ u/flear_the_fly_bear

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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My kids are running the mile today in school. I told them to pack extra pairs of socks and shoes.

Because that's a lot of feet

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👤︎ u/Xander404

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge

He was released without charge

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👤︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow

📅︎ May 05 2019

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I'm exhausted after running around collecting the first 25 letters of the alphabet in a net...

I need to catch some Zs.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM

📅︎ Mar 25 2017

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Word on the street is that their is a man running around all the craft stores dipping his scrotum in the glitter

It's pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/DatWoodenSp00n

📅︎ Nov 28 2018

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What did the foot earn for coming first in the running competition?

A golden toe-ken.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey

📅︎ Feb 02 2019

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Two mechanics were making small talk about what happens when an engine is running but the car is in park.

You know, just some idle banter.

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👤︎ u/Laymans_Terms19

📅︎ Jan 13 2019

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What would happen if a hippo escaped from the zoo and began running amuck in the streets?

I dunno, I don't like hippothetical questions.

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👤︎ u/TomBradyGoat1212

📅︎ Aug 04 2017

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So my girlfriend and I saw a squirrel running in the snow today...

She said: "Look at that little guy go!"

To which I replied: "Wow, what a nut job!"

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👤︎ u/mister_SHAKE

📅︎ Jan 26 2015

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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Oct 23 2019

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