The woman asked the doctor about the baby.
The doctor: Congratulations. You had twins, both boys. They're both fine. And your brother named them a for you.
Woman: No. No. No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name them?
Doctor: He named one of them Pete, after your deceased father as he told me.
Woman: Oh that's actually a very nice name. What did he name the other boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs RePete.
I know he means well.
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
It goes into one ear, and out the other.
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
She might as well be Egyptian.
JC: where am I?
Nurse: ICU.
JC: No you can’t.
The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in
Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.
His minions replied, “We’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”
When you're upside down.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I almost fell in
"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."
I have internalized gilt.
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine ..
.. But Catscan.
Your philosophagus
Friend fries.
I know he means well.
“I can’t stand it here!”
It was the best of climes; it was the worst of climes.
About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.
"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".
The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".
A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.
The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"
They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".
Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".
The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"
because it is just beta.
None. If there was dirt in it, it wouldn't be a hole.
Knee-deep, knee-deep.
And something bites your feet, that's a Moray.
Apparently he didn't see that well.
It was charged with a salt and battering.
I guess you could say I have In-pasta Syndrome...
None! There isn't any dirt in a hole!
Lifeguard noticed. Blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in.
Well... Well... Well...
