We had an impromptu pun off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABlokeLikeYou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I had to give an impromptu speech on a piece of cloth that encircles the wrist...

I spoke off the cuff on the cuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Impromptu Dinner Party

A man was invited to a last minute dinner party at a nice restaurant for which he was not properly dressed.

He needed a tie, but didn't have time to pick one up, so he used his jumper cables instead.

Once at the restaurant, the hostess says, "I'll let you in, but don't start anything!"

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Impromptu dad joke while traveling

Sister: "why are the roads a different color here than they are back home?"

Dad: "what do I look like? A roads scholar?"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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Iron man is getting married

His welding is tomorrow and it’s with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Dad joked someone so hard they actually walked away from me today..

Executive Assistant comes over. Says, "oh, no! You don't have a Halloween costume! We should make you something here,"

I panicked a bit and looked around the office, thinking what could make an impromptu costume: pens...tape...notepads...books...books!

I turned to her and said, "well, I could tape a book to my face and be Facebook." She stopped a beat, patted my arm, and walked away.

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