I spoke off the cuff on the cuff.
A man was invited to a last minute dinner party at a nice restaurant for which he was not properly dressed.
He needed a tie, but didn't have time to pick one up, so he used his jumper cables instead.
Once at the restaurant, the hostess says, "I'll let you in, but don't start anything!"
Sister: "why are the roads a different color here than they are back home?"
Dad: "what do I look like? A roads scholar?"
His welding is tomorrow and itβs with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.
Executive Assistant comes over. Says, "oh, no! You don't have a Halloween costume! We should make you something here,"
I panicked a bit and looked around the office, thinking what could make an impromptu costume: pens...tape...notepads...books...books!
I turned to her and said, "well, I could tape a book to my face and be Facebook." She stopped a beat, patted my arm, and walked away.
