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I forget every year, and whilst Iโm grateful for being fed, I wish theyโd discover proper sausages. And being British Iโm โtheyโre lovely, thank youโฆโ
My wife allowed my troubled teen niece to come stay with us for a month. My sister-in-law shows up with a device, called a Circle Parental Control device and asked me to install it on my wifi. She wants to monitor and block all of her daughter's internet traffic. Unfortunately, should I plug this device in, it would also allow her to monitor everyone else's in the house internet activity as well, including cell phones. She promises that she will only monitor her daughter's activity, but all I have is her word for that. I said ABSOLUTELY NOT, and my wife is upset, saying "I don't have anything to hide, what are you hiding?". I said it's not what I'm hiding, it's that I'm not willing to give up every last shred of privacy in my life. She's convinced my niece will be harmed if she's allowed to surf the web unmonitored. I am simply unwilling to give up both my privacy and the privacy of my other teen and young adult children still at home. Am I the asshole?
I live in a two appartment house with my parents (parents upstairs, me downstairs) and I've had my room downstairs since I'm 17 (23 now), but I would still go upstairs for food. Starting March I'll start cooking for myself and supporting my parents in paying utilities, insurances and so on, though no rent. Would this make me obligated to paying GEZ? How do insurances like proterty insurance?
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[Shukan Shincho](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shukan_Shincho_(magazine) (Right-wing Tabloid) | Issued July 2nd, 2035 - 12:00 | Tokyo, Japan
SHUKAN (SPECIAL) - Sources close to the Shukan Shinco Magazine are confirming rumors which suggest that Chairman of Russia, Maxim Katz has refused his invitation to Tokyo. For the first time in over a decade, the Great Doors to Tokyo have been opened and the world has been invited for a brief time within the halls of the Emperor and the Nation. Among those are set to be the heads of state from the Commonwealth of Nordic Kingdoms, the UKOBI, even Poland. And yet - a notable lack of the Russian Chairman is rumored to be the case. The Russian Head of State is precisely, rumored to have been quoted with the following,
>"We do not consider it in our best interests to attend the wedding itself." ~ Assumed to be from the Russian Head of State in response to the personal invitation to Tokyo, from the Emperor.
The message is rumored to have continued with a Russian request to "skip the invitation and hospitality of His Imperial Majesty" and instead "focus on a meeting with the Prime Minister". These rumors have sent the public swirling, with protests outside the Russian Embassy in New Taipei alongside demands from within the LDP and the Neo-Sakurakai party (Imperial Diet) for a "cease to Russian SPS membership". One Imperial Member of the Diet was even quoted with the following on television,
>"What the Russians have done is unacceptable. A petty, meaningless vendetta against Germany? That is what causes the greatest insult from the Russian Head of State in the over 200 year history of Japanese-Russian relations? That is what causes him to insult His Imperial Majesty? I think nobody needs any reminding of the fact that the so-called Russian National Pride took a far greater hit from a literal jungle country, than they have from the Empire of Germany. Hell, more Russian Sailors have died to their supposed allies and now this Russian head of state thinks it wise to sacrifice relations with the Empire? For Ideology? It is unhinged, it is irrational." ~ Imperial Member of the Diet, the Neo-Sakurakai party would later confirm he had been "severely repri
... keep reading on reddit โกI've seen some questions about CA's new composting law that went into effect Jan 1; thought some here might be interested in this opportunity to hear directly from LA Sanitation about their plan for rolling out organic waste collection to all of LA. Wondering when you can actually start tossing food scraps into your green bin? Call in to the San Fernando Valley Climate Reality chapter meeting on Tuesday Jan 11, 7-8:30pm, with guest speakers from LA Sanitation to answer all of our questions about organic waste pickups, single-use plastics reduction, and more. Register now at bit.ly/SFVCR to hear all about LA's plans to reduce waste in 2022!
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I have been curious about this for quite some time now. How would any monarchist political organisation go about restoring the German monarchy in light of the Grundgesetz, specifically Article 20? I am aware of Article 146, but even then the process of creating a new constitution most likely would involve both the Bundestag and the Bundesrat, which are bound by Article 20. (I am no legal expert, so please do correct any mistakes I may have made in my assessment)
One can also take the route of the Reichsbรผrger, but I don't think denying the validity of the Grundgesetz and the current federal republic will do anyone any good.
Just reintroduce the Japanese nobility. I know that there are noble family associations and Samurai associations that accept people who are male-line descendants of nobles. But said organizations are inofficial and titles are not protected by the government nor does the Emperor grant nobility to commoners. Do not limit yourself to the collateral/cognatic branches of the Imperial Family, allow anybody who can prove patrilineal descent from a person who was noble in 1947 to have their title added to the passport and ID card.
Reintroducing nobility would allow the Emperor to ennoble individuals like officers, entrepreneurs or prime ministers. This is still done in two major monarchies (Spain and Belgium, not counting UK because British knighthood is not hereditary), why should this not be in Japan? Imagine giving the status of a Samurai to people who have distinguished themselves in the military, for example.
That way, Imperial women can be made to marry nobles so that they don't lose aristocratic privileges if leaving the Imperial house on marriage, and if they still want to marry commoners, said commoners can be given a new title on or shortly before marriage so that their wives stay noble and the children are noble, without disturbing the order of succession or tolerating female-line members of the Imperial house.
Also posted on /r/Japan: https://old.reddit.com/r/japan/comments/pj77dl/solution_to_the_problem_of_salic_law_women_of_the/
When a human says theyโre bored. Immediately report this to the imperium guard. Evacuate the surroundings. And hide in a 10gh by 10gh clyionum bunker, made for this occasion. If you are unable to evacuate and enter a bunker. Youโre allowed to break law #1478, and give the Human a Fareidon Cluster. The Imperial is not held responsible for planetary annihilation.
The Ottoman Beylik had been the name of the polity of Turks ruled by the House of Osman since time immemorial. This name had for generations appropriately represented the status of the Ottoman state as a relatively small polity consisting of the dynasts of the House of Osman and their immediate subjects and vassals. However, as the Ottoman state had rapidly expanded in size, power, prestige, and wealth in recent years, acquiring territory in the two continents of Europe and Asia, subjugating the last legitimate remnants of the once-great Roman Empire in Konstantiniyye, bringing the great and useful technology of paper to the Black Sea region, intermarrying with the most exalted reigning houses of the civilized world, and founding the one true unadulterated form of Islam, it was clear that the ancient style of beylik no longer represented the true status of Ottoman state, nor the title of bey its leader.
To remedy that discrepancy, which grew in scale every year it was not addressed, Tuฤrul Bey, reigning bey of the Ottoman beylik, after consultation with his fellow dynasts of the House of Osman and the leading aristocrats, prelates, lawyers, and scholars of his realm, has effective immediately through this pronouncement granted new honours and styles to the Ottoman state, its sovereign, and the dynasts of its reigning House. The new Ottoman state shall be formally referred to as the Sublime Ottoman State, or informally as the Ottoman Empire, the Ottoman Sultanate, or the Eternal State.
The reigning sovereign of the Sublime Ottoman State shall be styled
> Sultan [Given Name] Hรขn Hazretleri, Padiลah, Sovereign of the Sublime Imperial House of Osman, Commander of the Faithful and Successor to the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of Khans, Shah of Shahs, Kaisar of Rรปm, Grand Sultan of Anatolia and Rumelia, Khagan of the Two Lands and the Two Seas, Padishah of All Under Heaven in General and of the Cities of Bursa, Konstantiniyye, Ankara, Edirne, Zmir, and Sofya in Particular, etc., etc.
in full, or "Sultan [Given Name] Hรขn Hazretleri" for short, and addressed as Hรผnkarฤฑm, Padiลah Efendim, or Sultanฤฑm. Male-line male dynasts of the House of Osman shall be styled "Sultan [Given Name] รelebi Hazretleri" and male-line female dynasts as "Sultana [Given Name] Hatun Hazretleri", and addressed as Sultanฤฑm or Efendim. Those dynasts who are children of a reigning Padiลah will have their styles prefixed with ลehzade and
... keep reading on reddit โกUpdate: thank you all for the comments, DMs and awards. My husband found this post and has read all the comments so he said thank you as well. We have discussed it and it turns out parents in law detest me and has chastised husband for not marrying his ex who was more submissive. They are still in contact with this ex and often compare me to her in my absence. They have called me horrible names , said Iโm a bad wife and have said Iโm selfish for pursuing a graduate degree. FIL has even gone to the point of calling husband a โsissyโ for changing diapers, feeding his son and basically being a parent. I didnโt know any of this and I was saddened to hear that husband has been defending me to his parents for years. He claims he wanted to shut them up once and for all by showing them I can be a โgood wife.โ He apologized for requesting this and explained that he was desperate. I apologized for shutting him down and not digging deeper into the issue. We called parents in law this morning. I was livid. I confronted them for the verbal abuse they have subjected my husband to over the years. We explained that we run an equal household where everyone pitches into the best of their ability. I added that I expect the both of them to pitch in if they do decide to come. They were quiet and abruptly hanged up. They called back a few minutes later and MIL is now claiming that she is not feeling well and they wonโt be able to come. Iโve encouraged husband to seek therapy to rebuild his self confidence. Iโm so glad I posted here. Thank you all for your input.
Original post: Throwaway, apologies for grammar and formatting issues. Husband was raised in a very conservative family with traditional gender roles. When husband and I started dating, he didnโt even know how to do laundry, cook or clean properly. I immediately told him this wouldnโt fly and he expressed a willingness or dare I say enthusiasm to learn. Heโs now a great cook, cleans like a pro even to the point where he covers about 60-70% of the household chores in addition to equally raising our 9 months old son. I am unable to contribute equally to the household chores since I started graduate school full time and also has a full time job.
Here comes the issue, we had the baby at the height of the pandemic in our state, MIL and FIL lives about four hours away but we were taking extra precautions and prevented anyone from seeing our son. Both states now have less than 5% infection rate, both FIL and MIL have quaran
... keep reading on reddit โกDescription: This is an 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator that can be deployed by the heavy, the idea is that within the deployed refrigerator you can store sandviches and metal.
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[+] the 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator stores up to 5 sandviches when deployed, it also contains 500 metal for the engineer to use.
[+] the 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator can also store any sandvich that you throw at it to keep it cool, whenever pulled out after 8-10 seconds it makes the sandvich be eaten double the speed.
[+] the 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator has an base health of 300 but can be healed or repaired with the engineers wrench using 20 metal to give it 50 health, or the medic over healing it to 400 health points, uber makes it 600 (this reverses the timer for when the sandviches stored go bad).
[+] the 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator generates 1 sandvich every 28 seconds, that saves you 2 seconds of your time and 4 seconds if you wait for 2 sandviches (56 seconds, almost a minute).
[+] the 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator also gives engineer metal, he can pick it up an use it to fix his buildings but not only that, it also allows the buildings to build 3x faster (the metal from the 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator gets stored in a sperate metal meter)
[+] the 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator can also store the dalokhos bar, the buffalo steak, second banana with the same effects, I'm to lazy to write that fact down to all the other stats :/.
[-] the 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator has a cooldown of 1 minute.
[-] the 12 cubic American foot imperial 1965 vintage anti-freeze household family refrigerator has an downside of it giving any sandvich stored for more then 34 seconds "bad smell" effect thats is visible from the stink lines if you look carefully, this makes the sandvich give you an "food poisoning" effect that causes overheal to not work on you and your movement and accuracy decrease by 20%, also it gives you stink
... keep reading on reddit โกI've often wondered whether a first chapter like the Iron hands would deliberately contribute to a successor/s chapter founding to officially be classed as renegades on official records, but actually have been founded partly just for that purpose to get around those pesky Imperial laws even they couldn't dodge.
We all know that the IH consistently skirts the edges of AI's/silicus anime prohibitions. So why not have 'successors' seemingly turn on the Imperium openly, but still operate under the Hands indirect command. Ditto for other first founding chapters for their own reasons.
The Relictors would come to mind in terms of canon, since they love their captured warp weapons, they could be good candidates as a puppet chapter that is off the Imperiums loyalty books. This would also give added bonuses for loyal chapters to have a source of geneseed that, for obvious reasons, wouldn't tithe a portion to the admech for analysis.
An off-the-books space marine chapter/company discreetly supplied and given intelligence by their controller, and completely outside of Imperial laws and restrictions, which would allow their founder to utilize all those forbidden weapons and tech all the while keeping their own names clear.
Obviously this puppet force would still be renegades and likely have a target by those who aren't aware or in on their situation, but space marines can handle operating without official support easily.
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